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To Be 6 Again - 6/29/2008 10:56:48 AM

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     A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
   Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/29/2008 11:00:31 AM

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LMAO!

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/29/2008 1:37:43 PM

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Oh that is just wrong, that guy planed out a hell of a special good day for any body's celabretionI say kudos to him!
If nothing else she got some exersize that should help her lose a couple pounds if that was what she wanted.
The ungrateful .........

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/29/2008 4:20:07 PM

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dam but that sound like my luck if I tried to do something nice

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/29/2008 5:19:14 PM

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It made me laugh and we all can use one of those. Thank you!

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/30/2008 1:57:03 PM

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Teehee!

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/30/2008 7:54:28 PM

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i'm gonna be 49 next birthday ... i'd take that for a mid-life crises ... to be a kid again ... just for a day, climb a tree, make up stories from the clouds in the sky, watch the ants ... eat watermelon in the heat, laugh so hard you cry ... yep just for nearly a day .. then a glass of champagne with a massage and a spa to recover ...

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RE: To Be 6 Again - 6/30/2008 8:02:01 PM

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that sounds like heaven :)

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