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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 6:26:20 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Who does one have to sleep with to get on the board of directors?


I'm not sure, bear, but if you find that out... would you mind sharing that lil tidbit with a girl?  I'm all about using my brains for personal and professional advancement, but I think I'd be willing to use a more intimate route for this occasion.  I'm all for the personal touch here.

*fluffs hair, bats eyelashes*  

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 6:38:06 PM   
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I'm all about using my brains for personal and professional advancement, but I think I'd be willing to use a more intimate route for this occasion. I'm all for the personal touch here.


Nothing wrong with using using one's natural assets, IMHO (and your assets are apparent, as is your charm!)

My compliments to your Daddy--he is truly a lucky man!

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 6:45:50 PM   
Daddysredhead


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(If He ever feels unlucky or that He needs an "upgrade," I'll direct His attn to this post.) 

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 6:48:49 PM   
N4SDChastity


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shameless plug---> Contest for the Ladies, in my journal.

now, back to our regularly scheduled post...

Well, since we are a fairly new organization, we're still seating Board Members.  Potential Board Members must:
  • admit to Mesbianic tendencies
  • be able to *draw* 1/2-pint of "cream" (minimum) from any of our senior female members, without the use of ones hands (current female members number ONLY DRH, so far, so she will obviously be VERY busy). This rule allows DRH to indulge her inner hedonist to her hearts content.
  • add one (1) rational rule to this list
Female members need only be recommended any current member.  "Senior" status is determined by length of time as a member, not age.

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 6:55:24 PM   
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Female members need only be recommended any current member.  "Senior" status is determined by length of time as a member, not age.

*whispers to DRH and Joe, "C'mon guys, help a girl out here"*

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:03:54 PM   
N4SDChastity


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Female members need only be recommended any current member.  "Senior" status is determined by length of time as a member, not age.

*whispers to DRH and Joe, "C'mon guys, help a girl out here"*



I gotchu, girl.  You're in, and, by this time tomorrow will qualify as our 2nd "senior" female member

We need more color, too, in our femmeembers...  I like my coffe HOT, BLACK, and TRIPPLE SWEET!  (w/cream & the occassional glass of warm milk are also enjoyable, BTW)

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:04:35 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

  • be able to *draw* 1/2-pint of "cream" (minimum) from any of our senior female members, without the use of ones hands (current female members number ONLY DRH, so far, so she will obviously be VERY busy). This rule allows DRH to indulge her inner hedonist to her hearts content.

I'm willing to make this sacrifice for the good of mesbians everywhere.  It's part of my philanthropic nature.  I'm selfless this way, honestly, I am.  *cough*
 

The line starts here, gents.  Please stay single file. 


Sign in and we'll be right with you.   


ps ~ N4SD, you never told me if I was hot or cold on the contest.  *pouts*

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:08:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Female members need only be recommended any current member. "Senior" status is determined by length of time as a member, not age.

*whispers to DRH and Joe, "C'mon guys, help a girl out here"*



(clears throat) Harumph.... I'd like to nominate WyldHrt...she is a woman of STERLING character...(The fact that she offered to bribe me with all kinds of delightful 'favors' had nothing to do with my sincere nomination.)

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:12:33 PM   
JoePNY707


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I AM PROUD TO BE A MESBIAN!!!

(Does this mean I get the secret decoder ring?)

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:57:51 PM   
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(clears throat) Harumph.... I'd like to nominate WyldHrt...she is a woman of STERLING character...(The fact that she offered to bribe me with all kinds of delightful 'favors' had nothing to do with my sincere nomination.)

N4SD beat you to it, slowpoke (and made me puddle a bit while he was at it).

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 7:58:01 PM   
N4SDChastity


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

ps ~ N4SD, you never told me if I was hot or cold on the contest.  *pouts*



Warm, and warmer...  (no fair sharing your guesses with any one else...  you are on your BEST red & green honour)

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:16:23 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I hereby solemnly promise not to share my "warmth" with anyone.  (wait, I don't like the way that sounds...  I'm like a generator over here.  I may overheat.  *giggles*) 

OK, I won't tell, but if I get it right, will you tell me if I win?   


Hi there, WH.  Welcome to the ranks of MAA Supporters and Board Members. 

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:18:24 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: JoePNY707
(Does this mean I get the secret decoder ring?)


*begins putting order in for various trinkets for our beloved members*

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:20:59 PM   
WyldHrt


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Status: offline 		*smooches DRH* Hey, sweet lady. 

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:23:08 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

I like my coffe HOT, BLACK, and TRIPPLE SWEET!  (w/cream & the occassional glass of warm milk are also enjoyable, BTW)


*giggles*  that's the way I "order" mine, too... 

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:24:16 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Hi doll baby.  *smooches you back*

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/3/2008 8:26:01 PM   
Vestonika


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Status: offline 		wow, you'd be surprised how many guys write me about having this male lesbian thing.

But it's all just male hysteria that you don't have a pussy of your own - understand, you just like to eat pussy. That's why there are no female homosexuals either, just women who like to suck weiners.
it takes more than wearing a dyke haircut, which looks very nice on you, to be a lesbian.


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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

I'm pretty sure I are one. 

I know there are others out there. 

If any would care to refute my contention that it is a VERY REAL affliction, here/now is your chance

I came "out" about 40-some-odd years ago. 

It has been hard, each time I give in to these urges. 

Shouldn't I register, somewhere?


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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/4/2008 5:36:54 AM   
N4SDChastity


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
OK, I won't tell, but if I get it right, will you tell me if I win?   



Not only do I PROMISE to tell you, I'll go one better (only for you, My Dear, since you were me VERY FISRT contestant)...  Guess correctly on or before the winning date and you will be permitted one (1) guest; OR, since you're sooooooooooo close getting to you will not be anything leap-through-hoop worthy, possibly a nice road-trip up to NYC for the Grand-Prize dinner...  Assuming any attendant S/O you may have will not object to such a trip.  If so, I'll find another way to ramp up the *special*.

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary.  Title, tax, and license NOT included.

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/4/2008 6:14:19 AM   
N4SDChastity


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ORIGINAL: Vestonika

wow, you'd be surprised how many guys write me about having this male lesbian thing.

But it's all just male hysteria that you don't have a pussy of your own - understand, you just like to eat pussy. That's why there are no female homosexuals either, just women who like to suck weiners.
it takes more than wearing a dyke haircut, which looks very nice on you, to be a lesbian.



I dub thee "LadyBuzzKILL."  You are offered our third (of four) Senior Female chairs on the board.  But, it will be all the way down on the right end, and you can be responsible for un-spiking the punch and putting pin-holes in teh inflatable gags.

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RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? - 7/4/2008 7:02:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JoePNY707
Just think of it, Wanders...we will be able to say we were present at the birth of the MLM
(Mesbian Liberation Movement)

Are you also interested in participating in the scientific research effort? We can squeeze a few more hardy souls onto the team, but if not, friendly spectators and supporters are always welcome!

Hmmm I am looking for a new job at the moment so I am sure being a member of the MLM will impress employers!  Do you accept applications from Aussies?


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