ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- (6/30/2008 8:25:45 PM)
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ORIGINAL: lucivar Hey kal its called getting "OLD" Listen here you young whipper snapper, I can still out drink… well, ok, I remember that drinking party game, you guys did out drink me and I went to bed sick leaving you with all the teenage nekked girls. I can out smoke… well, that gravity bong did wipe my ass out and I bought the whole rack of Doritos at the 7-11 I can beat Kyle at arm wrestling… wait, that 22 year old punk nearly broke my arm. Damn, that was the first arm wrestling match I ever lost too. I used arm wrestle with Joey Raruck who became state champion in Mich and I wrestled a Detroit Lions player and beat him. Ok dude, I know I’m getting old. Fuck you for reminding me! I am so sore today and it isn’t funny. I hope someone drops a fridge on you and you walk around all crippled up and achy so I can poke fun at you. I love ya’ bro. Be glad I’m old, I am. We got a lot of years in together and I have enjoyed the ride. You knew me back when my salt & pepper hair still had some pepper in it. Oh, yeah, and don’t mess wit’ me or Greedy will drive down there and beat you with a walker! (You go girl!!! Get'em.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know you’re too old for BDSM when: When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating". Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker. You can't tell the difference between your tatoos and your age spots. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....back into the paddle....HARD!" Age play really is 24/7.
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