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KonDomme -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:09:30 PM)
Stand corrected and apologies to OP.

MadAxeman -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:24:48 PM)
*And you replied to me, not her* *So the clarity is needed your end, capiche*

Daddysredhead -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:27:07 PM)
~FR~ If KD posted in the fast reply section, she was just replying to the thread in general.

Raechard -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:29:23 PM)
I'm confused who is talking to who again, I admire your beard.[8\|]

myotherself -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:30:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KonDomme Stand corrected and apologies to OP. No problem! [:D] And an update - I'm very much happier now, and still giggling over some of these jokes.... Keep 'em coming! [8D]

sunshinedreams -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:34:47 PM)
An old man is out fishing in his boat, and a frog hops into the boat and says,"If you kiss me, I'll become a beautiful woman and give you all the sex you could ever want." So the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog peeks out and says, "Didn't you hear me? I would give you all the sex you could ever want!" The old man says, "Look, I'm 80 years old. I'd rather have a talking frog!"

sunshinedreams -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:38:16 PM)
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve rope here. You're gonna have to leave." So the rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot, frays the ends a bit, ands then goes back in and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope I just threw out of here?" And the rope says,"Nope! I'm a frayed knot."

Raechard -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 12:52:11 PM)
That beats my what did the fish say when it bumped into a wall joke.

MadAxeman -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 1:27:43 PM)
*Am I supposed to assume that a poster means something else when they say another? Anywho...* Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

ResidentSadist -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 1:37:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinedreams An old man is out fishing in his boat, and a frog hops into the boat and says,"If you kiss me, I'll become a beautiful woman and give you all the sex you could ever want." So the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog peeks out and says, "Didn't you hear me? I would give you all the sex you could ever want!" The old man says, "Look, I'm 80 years old. I'd rather have a talking frog!" that is funny, I dont care who you are!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 1:47:37 PM)
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

MadAxeman -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/27/2008 2:04:08 PM)
*It's ok, calm down. I don't care who you are either.*

DarkSteven -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/28/2008 7:07:21 AM)
Two men are complaining about their sons-in-law. One said, "My son-in-law is worthless. He doesn't know how to gamble, play cards, or drink!" "Why does that bother you?" "Because he does gamble, play cards, and drink!" ----------- A man walks into a Greek tailor's shop and hands him a pair of torn pants. "Eumenides?" "Yep. Euripides?"

KonDomme -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/28/2008 8:06:40 AM)
Quoting myotherself "No problem! [:D] And an update - I'm very much happier now, and still giggling over some of these jokes.... " Thank you for your graciousness. Glad that things are improving for you. This place tends to do that to one.

Dnomyar -> RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! (9/29/2008 6:06:44 AM)
Rachard she said who gives a stuff about semantics.

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