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Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:27:45 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		Just been dumped...it's not fair! 

So, feeling sorry for myself and basically trolling for a cyber-hug or two...

Or you could try to cheer me up by telling me jokes (the ruder the better, btw)

Sob.

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:30:24 AM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:36:38 AM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:39:39 AM   
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love it!

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:41:53 AM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 10:59:27 AM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 11:05:39 AM   
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Beer Nutz cost $1.29 a bag and deer nuts are, usually, under a buck.

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 11:13:44 AM   
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A wheelbarrow full of horse shit....

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 12:16:05 PM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 1:26:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly




she shoots...she scores!!!! 

hehehehe!

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 2:41:33 PM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 6/30/2008 2:44:31 PM   
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Rude joke 1x


A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown"

The small white guy faints !!

The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy "What's wrong?".

The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?".

The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown"

The small white guy says "Thank god, I thought you said "Turn around".

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/26/2008 5:30:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just spotted this and hope the last 3 months have seen you become a little happier.

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/26/2008 3:57:24 PM   
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/26/2008 4:07:35 PM   
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a baby seal walks into a bar
the bartender askes what will it be? the baby seal looks at the bottles and says anything but a Canadian Club .

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/26/2008 9:07:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KonDomme

I thought we were supposed to be telling you the jokes gorgeous boy?!

Oh thanks KD, I was feeling special when you called me gorgeous boy, but now I see that you say that to everybody.

A pretty young college student visited her professor's office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door & knelt before him. "I would do anything to pass this exam," she said. Leaning closer, she whispered seductively, "I mean, I would do anything." He looked down at her and asked, "You'll do anything?" "Anything," she replied again. His voice sofened and said "Would you...study."


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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/26/2008 11:04:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok... get the movie The Aristocrats.  Guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you cry.  That or maky you mad and offended.  Either way, you get the passion.

Me - I laughed until I actually fell on the floor.  I love me some Gilbert Godfrey.

oh yeah.
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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/27/2008 2:17:06 AM   
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An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually and asked,
"Was that one or two words?"

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/27/2008 11:54:07 AM   
KonDomme


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Status: offline 		Just to clarify, the statement was for the OP. We were supposed to be cheering him up, not him telling us jokes!
As for all the rest of you, I could care less if you are boy, girl, man, woman or unsure, if you are here you are all gorgeous, but who gives a stuff about semantics?!

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RE: Nobody LOVES ME!! - 9/27/2008 12:07:06 PM   
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