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RE: Psycho bitch - 6/30/2008 8:54:29 PM   
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I love how women are compared to domestic fixtures - particularly appreciated is the comparison to toilets. Keep it up!



rofl...now that was good!  (maybe it helps to just consider the source...you know, like bad well water or sumpin.)

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RE: Psycho bitch - 6/30/2008 9:19:03 PM   
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lol
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RE: Psycho bitch - 6/30/2008 9:20:40 PM   
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However, I wouldn't fuck a con's woman just because they are dirtbags - not for fear of what I might contract. I wouldnt do a convicts woman for the same reason I dont eat out of my dogs bowl or drink water from my toilet...



I love how women are compared to domestic fixtures - particularly appreciated is the comparison to toilets. Keep it up!


Not a problem happy to help... If you notice, that didnt say "all women" it said "Convict's woman"... I dont know about overthere in Franceland or Europa or from whence thou hailed - but just an FYI and strictly for the purposes of easing your transition to life in these here United States, there is a stigma attached to being a con in the USA.

It is pretty universal, and varies in severity by state, but as a general rule - cons cant vote, cant get a job worth a shit, cant join most organizations (for example several of the groups I belong to fingerprint you and require a police record check), they have to register with a PO who can search them, toss their home, hand them a cup to piss in, etc any time without a warrant or probable cause. If anything happens they are rounded up for questioning. They cant cross a county line in Texas without getting written permission, have to register with the police chief / sherrif ,etc... In many places there are restrictions where they can live - for example NOT in my community at all. (Thats not "the law" because that would be unconstitutioal but thats the way it is, because thanks to some smart lawyers who sat down with some GIS software when drafting the ordinance, there is essentially no place in my community that actually meets the distance requirement from schools, playgrounds, parks, houses of worship, gun stores, places licensed to serve alcohol, etc... ) We have lots and lots of restrictions on Cons, all intended to make them feel very unwelcome...

Cons are kind of "persona non gratis" in most nice parts of the USA soooooooo on the dating standpoint, they dont exactly get the belles of the ball.... Sort seeks sort, and hence the toilet reference...  


I'm glad that you and your friends feel safe from all the scary convicts. I haven't heard any stories about them trying to tunnel into your community with a spoon, though...

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:15:10 AM   
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I just spurted liquid out of my nose, dammit, !!!


Then you should probably know that I'm related to approximately 2% of the inmate population in the United States...


Dammit, there it goes again,,,,,,I like your style, even if it makes me have to clean up!!!!!

Edited to add:  I see the fact sharer on line,but funny there are no more rebuttals with more factoids.

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:27:45 AM   
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I love how women are compared to domestic fixtures - particularly appreciated is the comparison to toilets. Keep it up!


rofl...now that was good!  (maybe it helps to just consider the source...you know, like bad well water or sumpin.)


Which brings this wonderful image to the mind: if women are toilets, what does it make the men who fuck them  ?

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:33:09 AM   
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I'm thinking a turd........piece of shit....??? Something like that.

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:36:54 AM   
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 Bingo!

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:44:49 AM   
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Ya, silly me.....I'd rather keep the toilet. At least I can scrub that.

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:52:09 AM   
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Nice ladies

To the OP,

for god's sake man, adventure of a lifetime! You know how it's going to end, but so what Termy, go for it. She sounds absolutely whacked and fantastically outrageous. Drama, prison, ass kicking, doobage, guitar riffs and hot sex? Come on man, you know what you gotta do

Keep us posted....  

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:52:31 AM   
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One can't polish a turd.

 Okay, off to throw up  .

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 6:53:46 AM   
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Aynne?! Get your profile back up, this instant!

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 8:43:05 AM   
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Mz, I think many here would appreciate you not giving candy any ideas for new names lol.

Why did I even post this ? Well it was something interesting a chance meeting, a nice afternoon. I am sick to death of politics for now. I'll get back into it, but I needed a rest. And this election shit just makes it all the worse.

I appreciate all your reponses, they restore my faith in humanity, that is that I am not the only crazy one.

The way I see it I got about a ½ dozen yeahs and about three nays. And the three nays are not saying that it would not be fun. There might be more but this was just a quick count, you know, like they do in a Presidential election.

But some logical thinking is in order here, as much as I hate to. There are a few points to consider here.

One is if the olman can kick my ass or has more guns. As some of may have gathered, I did know grow up in fucking Beverly Hills, in fact I am not even sure if I would be allowed within city limits :-)

Another point is if he ever found out. Well I would have to admit that he probaly would. It took me an hour to get her to shut up, and that is using some of my stronger psychological techniques, so I consider it a foregone conclusion.

But then does he care ? If he is in for a while does he expect her to do without ? Probably. A sociopath will think that way at times.

But what alot of people don't realize is that I do not persue,.I simply "become available".

So it is simple. What I have to do is drink a case of beer and consider if she is worth the trouble. They do not call her Psycho Bitch for nothing. And I hear she bites. I bet she kicks like a mule too, this could be fun. That blonde at Wallgreen's is not likely to be as spunky as this one. I'd bet a romp with her would result in blood, and I have no fear of that. I do fear losing appendages or organs, but a little skin breakage doesn't bother me at all. Making a mental note to observe her fingernails at the next opportunity. See if they're sharpened in any way.Actually now that I think of it when she was playing guitar I did not notice anything unusual.

And to those who think I am on drugs, I am not. I really am this nuts. I don't need drugs and find that it saves me a bunch of money. I can't remember the last time I actually did drugs, but a bout a year ago I turned it down, a free turnon. Their jaws all hit the floor when I said no, and then just couldn't believe that I was going to hang around and watch them. But in all my life I don't do drugs with people for whom the drugs become the end. In other words, when my buddies were sitting there doing it, there was still a conversation going on. I have been with crackheads and when the stuff is gone they all sit there dragging razor blades across the dining room table. Some party.

But I do realize that I am so radical that someone could think that I am high or something, not to disappoint you, that is the way I really am. All the mass executions I advocate, that is not the product of any substance, unless you consider me substance. I have seen enough in the world that my opinions have been formed, what many do not realize is just how different my background has been as compared to the norm. I have been in places almost noone else has seen, including a speakeasy into which the police would not tread, unless they were off duty. I have been in situations that domestically come as close to a war theater as it gets. I have also known people so incredibly rich that they not only own the company that is the sole source of decent employment, but the town and the road are also their last name.

I have known people who got a gun into a mental ward, as a patient !, rolled up dead relatives in a carpet and kept the body in storage for eight months, and even in my own family have seen decisions made to fix a problem that seemed so off the wall, but worked perfectly. Then there's one guy, I call him my favorite psychopath, there is nine grand missing at work and the boss say, look man, return it and we'll forget it, I really can't afford to lose this now and he replies "Nine grand wouldn't cover my bail if I got caught". Well, I guess he was looking for a job when he showed up there...... but I cracked up when he told me that.

See I have been around the criminal element all my life in one way or another, what keeps me from falling into the traps is enough intelligence to seperate the drama from the reality. To avoid the drama. To see the trap coming.

In other words I have swam with sharks and come up smelling like a rose. I have true stories that would put hair on your chest, curl it and take it off all in one fell swoop. And I am talking true stories.

But all this has served to give me what I believe to be a special insight, into how the world works, and how people think. I almost have them categorized.

Thing is thisWoman wants some dick, and I can tell. As I posted, I do not know if I am going to give her mine. Psychologically I am sure I can handle her, despite her high intelligence I have already proven that I can take control, and I think she likes that. She doesn't do drugs to any extent that I am aware, but I was able to quell her "buzz". God, Psycho Bitch on cocaine ? Now that I don't know if I can handle, but she has such a high energy level naturally that I think stimulants would most likely put her to sleep. I know the type.

I have no idea still what I am going to do. I think it is her move. Next time she is over I'll see what happens. If she takes to giving me a hug or something like that before reaching the front door, well I might have to do something. But then it could be a long time before I even see her again. I do know where she lives but remember, I do not persue. She is actually about a good notch and a half above me when it comes to looks and physique, and she would be a prize for sure.

Perhaps a one night stand, if anything more I would have to think about if I can keep her drama out of my life, and actually if I even want to try.

She definitely has a decent three digit IQ, but she let's emotion cloud her judgement, and it is amazing to me to see just how many people do that. And they get fucked because of it, and then alot of them GO ON TO DO IT AGAIN !

I might just stay out of it, I know other intelligent people who can't learn from their mistakes, and before you consider that an oxymoron, I mean people who can build skyscrapers, design things, beautiful and useful things. Implement the design and actually build the damn thing. Those with a flair for art and music, people who can think and introspect, yet keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

I heard very clearly about what DA and a few other said about this, RUN. And I understand why. But people do not know what I am capable of.

Now I can't sit here and keep blowing my horn, know why ? My one and true only religion - Murphy's law.

There are many Murphy's laws on the books. Physysicists, lawyers, doctors, engineers, technicians, medical reasearchers and just about everybody else engaged in any for profit enterprise, which I assume most self sufficient people are, have a contingent that will write specific Murphy's laws for their profession.

Therefore in 2008 I estimate that there are most likely a plethora of Murphy's laws. I also estimate that 33.546% of you do not know what a plethora is. There are many duplicates, as would be expected, but those duplicates should be respected to the utmost.

You see, we don't MAKE Murphy's law, we simply REPORT Murphy's law.

One day I will have some time and I will start a thread about this Murphy's law, which I consider to be the only one and true religion. I am an apostle or something like that for Murphy's law.

That is I do not try to memorize the laws, I have embodied the thinking process. What happens in my life, I do not allow anything to go wrong.

And that is law number one - Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

That is our mantra or whatever you want to call it because all other laws are predicated on that one. Living your life like this has advantages, one of the better oneas is that when things do go right you are pleased. And what predicated that was the adherence to Murphy's law, and the preparation involved in not letting things go wrong.

To sit there and think, don't do this because that will happen, or could, well unlees I do this....... it goes on and on but is still all based on law number one.

So I thought I would mention that to allay anyone's fears that I might get killed or something. I know how to run, I know how to fight and I know how to use a gun.

She is different, intriguing. Maybe I shouldn't fuck her, maybe I would enjoy her more as a friend. And like I said I would like to meet her olman, someone who can handle her ? Perhaps I put it the wrong way, or I might even have read it wrong, but the way I got it is she anxiously awaits her olman's release.

See, right now I am envisioning a time when her olman and I are bullshitting, having a good time and then he asks "Did you fuck Al when I was in the joint ?". Talk about fucking things up because I will not lie. People's spouses call here and I refuse to answer the phone. "Are you guys drinking ?", "Are you guys smoking pot ?". I deal with none of this. I saw the dude's ID when we got busted, he is over twenty one, case closed.

I don't like it when people lie to their SO, it makes me think that if they will lie to them then they would lie to me.

Enough for now, off to work, well maybe one quick post to get our minds off of this one :-)

T

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RE: Psycho bitch - 7/1/2008 11:26:40 AM   
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On second thought...........go for it.

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