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Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 2:47:03 PM

Tantriqu

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Happy Birthday, Canada!

TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT CANADA
We have a provincial capital that's 400 years old [Quebec City]
We have 250 years of democracy [Nova Scotia], meaning the party that gets the most votes wins: hanging-chad-free zone.
We have 80 years of free medical care.
Our university fees are subsidised 80-90%
We export more oil to the US than the Middle East [you're welcome]
We make great newscasters and actors [WE ENUNCIATE and we GO TO SCHOOL]
We invented the telephone, nuclear medicine, insulin, the light bulb {NOT EDISON! he only bought it}, the gas mask, the electron microscope, plexiglass, basketball, the electric wheelchair, the heart pacemaker, Java script, and the Blackberry [you're welcome again]
We were in at the start of the World Wars and we stayed to the end : 1914, not 1916, and 1939, not 1942; we won the Nobel Prize for starting peace-keeping forces, and we won the war of 1812 [read a book, people]
We knew there were no WoMD's and our Prime Minister can say 'nu CLEE er'

And the #1 reason Canada' s #1:

We'll always be on TOP of the downstairs neighbours!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

Et pardonnez-nous, if it isn't too much trouble while you're down there, suck our great big red maple-leaf shaped &*#*@.
Thanks very much, eh/Merci beaucoup.
A la prochaine!

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 2:50:20 PM

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we also invented basketball and hockey....and hot red headed girls.

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 2:51:57 PM

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and you give nasty 8 year old boys and their parents in the USA something to sing about.

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 4:02:57 PM

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And something for every sex:

The Wonderbra!
The Zipper!
and the Long-Life Alkaline Battery! Wooooo HOOoooOOOoooo!

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 5:04:12 PM

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Decent beer, and fashionable toques too, eh ?

Nevertheless...ahem...there is that little matter of foisting Celine Dion on the world. Aaaack !

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 6:42:55 PM

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Yah, but made up for by giving us Holly Cole.

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RE: Happy Birthday, Canada! - 6/30/2008 7:40:40 PM

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