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Nevada brothel discounts and free fuel! - 6/30/2008 2:53:02 PM

Vendaval

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Clipping coupons and counting your pennies? Here are some ways to get more bang for your buck -

"Nev. Brothel: Get Your Fill And Free Fuel"
State's Sex Industry Stifled By Rising Gasoline Costs; Brothel Offers Truckers Gas Cards

RENO, Nev., June 30, 2008

"In response to a 5 percent drop in business, the Shady Lady Ranch along U.S. 95 about 150 miles north of Las Vegas plans to offer $50 gas cards to clients who spend $300 and $100 gas cards to those who spend $500.

The brothel also offers special monthly discounts, including an offer of 45 minutes of services for $175 instead of the usual rate of $200.

"Anything that has to do with discretionary income is down," owner Bobbi Davis said. "Instead of spending $500 out here, they might only spend $300. I see it every time they raise gas prices."

Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.

"We're calling it double your stimulus," said BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof. "The brothel industry is having to get more creative just like all consumer products in America. Everybody has got to deal, and we're doing the same thing." "

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/30/national/main4219052.shtml

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RE: Nevada brothel discounts and free fuel! - 6/30/2008 3:05:08 PM

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"We're calling it double your stimulus," said BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof. "The brothel industry is having to get more creative just like all consumer products in America. Everybody has got to deal, and we're doing the same thing." "

Double your stimulus, yeah right. Whatever will they think of next? A free fill-her-up for every tank fill-up?

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RE: Nevada brothel discounts and free fuel! - 6/30/2008 3:18:00 PM

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I seen where they put a store on a bus.

My [gay] buddy had told me that the truckers were better looking traveling south as opposed to northbound. or vice versa. Ill have to ask him again. Anyhow he cruized the younger direction as the lays were hotter.

Too bad most of us are showing our age- I mean it is nothing as compared to 20 years ago... the boomers are old now. yikes. sunglasses can not hide the crows feet forever..... [boomers 1950-1963 ish]

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RE: Nevada brothel discounts and free fuel! - 6/30/2008 7:25:39 PM

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Well kitten, they are aiming for the same customer base that has designs of naked women on the mud flaps of their rigs.

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Double your stimulus, yeah right. Whatever will they think of next? A free fill-her-up for every tank fill-up?

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