jlf1961 -> RE: What has been the greatest consparacy of the last 75 years? (7/1/2008 8:49:49 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Hey, RS, when you do take over the planet, can I be the governor of Oceana? I’m bribable and cheap… it’s yours. However, my personal world domination conspiracy is never more than 24 hours old because I wake up each day and Pinky asks, “What are we gonna’ do today Brain?”… and you know the answer to that! I would have said it was the Jesus family tree conspiracy until I read Lumus’ link about the Canadian conspiracy. Gris, I have just been appointed governor of all the world's oceans and islands.. (gotta love how I can word a request) So I hereby appoint you executive administration personnel kidnapper uh, I mean appropriator, uh, hiring person.... yeah, hiring person. Remember, the staff has to be female, submissive and will address me as 'my lord." As long as they can type 3 words a day and can make a descent cup of coffee is the main labor intensive requirements, but they should have good oral I mean verbal skills......
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