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Men Have Better Friends - 7/1/2008 5:10:50 PM

AquarianMale53

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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/1/2008 6:19:33 PM

kittinSol

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Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it."
Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?"

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/2/2008 12:59:10 PM

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See, You men can't get it together enough to even lie right. Not at all like us wimmen. LOL

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/2/2008 1:41:15 PM

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To be Honest my friends have lied for me before because they didn't know what was going on I had picked up a girl for me and my at the time girlfriend to have a fun night with and my girlfriend called someone who knew me and asked if he knew where I was, having seen me pick up the girl gave the most awesome lie ever.

Paraphrased but pretty much he said:

"Oh My God, *Steel's* Car is smoking in the parking lot and looks lik eits about to catch fire, my brother has a shop so we're gunna put it in there and have him fix it in the morning so He's gunna crash here, he's busy with the car right now so I'll have him call you later...... Holy Shit I better go and help him." And then he hung up

a Minuet later he was driving behind me and flashing his lights to tell me what was going on and I coudn't stop laughing so I told him I bet she was confused as hell cause I was taking this girl home with both of us for the evening,

When I got home she was pissed because she realized that no matter what I did my firends would never rat me out to her and that they were willing to lie through thier teeth at a seconds notice.

When it comes to covering for being a sleazebag oddly enough most guys are usually willing to.

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/2/2008 2:42:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

a Minuet later

That's the loveliest typo I've seen in a long time :-) .

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/2/2008 2:55:19 PM

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Yes didn't you know we did french dances in our car?

Yeah if you read my posts often enough you will notice that it is common with the "e" and I transpose them often the worst part is I also see it correctly when I know it isn't I had to look over what you thought was funny for awhile before I saw that it was actually spelled wrong. Mild form of Dyslexia.

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RE: Men Have Better Friends - 7/3/2008 1:21:46 AM

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Steel i understand ... it's worse with words when i'm tired i transpose words ... last night a friend made a last minute offer to have drinks/dinner and a movie ... i declined cause i was having daughter with my dinner that's a simple one ... some times it gets me into all sort of trouble ...

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