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Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for Doms - 7/1/2008 8:53:03 PM

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Do you consciously wait for your submissive to get comfortable before you ask her to get you something.....or is it really just sheer coincidence that you seem to "need" a _______ at that same exact moment that her ass finally settles into the couch? You all seem to have that same sort of "timing". It leaves me wondering if it is really just for sadistic jollies....innocent as it may seem at a glance.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 8:55:54 PM

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We are all just Big Meanies like that?

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:00:15 PM

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Seriously....it's like you guys all have some kind of "butt radar" that senses the exact moment of "ass touchdown" on anything comfy! .......and what's even worse is that we don't even have to be within view.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:01:10 PM

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*chuckle* Both, and I'll never tell which on any particular occasion.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:11:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Seriously....it's like you guys all have some kind of "butt radar" that senses the exact moment of "ass touchdown" on anything comfy! .......and what's even worse is that we don't even have to be within view.

LMAO! It's funny because it's true. My hubby does that to me all the time.

My mom used to say that I had butt radar, but in this case it meant for the toilet seat. I could be a block away at a friend's house and as soon as she sat down on the toilet, I would inevitably come running in screaming, "MOM!" What's worse is that I still accidentally do that to her. The majority of the time when I call her she's in the bathroom. Unlucky coincidence. But who the heck spends forty-five minutes in there reading anyway? Wouldn't your ass go numb?

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:25:19 PM

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You get to sit on the couch ...... shheesh

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:25:51 PM

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Mine can do it from across town.... butt hits chair = phone rings. Like magic... a sick, twisted form of magic, no less!

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 9:36:58 PM

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Sometimes. Because it is funny.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 10:01:29 PM

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quote:

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You get to sit on the couch ...... shheesh

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/1/2008 10:36:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Do you consciously wait for your submissive to get comfortable before you ask her to get you something.....or is it really just sheer coincidence that you seem to "need" a _______ at that same exact moment that her ass finally settles into the couch? You all seem to have that same sort of "timing". It leaves me wondering if it is really just for sadistic jollies....innocent as it may seem at a glance.

IME, its not a Dom thing -- it's a man thing.

Apparently the feminine sigh of comfort trips their trigger: 'O, what do I want now?'

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 1:38:01 AM

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rofl!! That's not a man thing! In my world, that's a mom thing, and I have it down to a fine art form when it comes to the other members of my family. So, while I'm a submissive, I feel like I can honestly answer this question.

It's not butt radar. It's "training" so that you'll learn to stop sitting before I do. If I ask you to do something, then the best thing to do would be to get it done, then, instead of sitting down, come ask me if I need anything else. If I say no, then hang around a bit and keep me company while I finish what I'm doing rather than going to go sit down and relax while I'm still working.

Then again, sometimes, it's just because I have a real good idea of how long it takes to get to the couch and sit. And for my own personal enjoyment, I'll time it out to call you just as your butt hits the cushion - and get immense satisfaction knowing you're attempting to stifle your frustration. And it's just plain fun to do this over and over again till you finally figure out that I'm doing it just for fun.

YES, I'm speaking as a MOM... not a dominant, but I'd say that the intentions of all this aren't too far removed from each other, regardless of role.

And all of this goes to answering a statement that I have heard over and over again throughout the years that I find not to be true - even though those saying it thoroughly believe in it's truth.

"I could NEVER be a dominant..." Every time I hear that, I think, "oh yes you could. If you have munchkins, you've had the PERFECT training. If you know the butt/couch trick, use it from time to time in your life as a mom, AND get enjoyment from the process, you're well on your way to becoming a very sadistic person."

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 3:03:39 AM

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Honest answer.... mostly coincidence.... notice the 'mostly' though

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 5:31:10 AM

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must be a conscious choice as i've never had that problem; most times they're telling me to sit down, while getting me a cup of coffee or making me something to eat...

they say that i exhaust them watching me run around doing stuff all the time, ha, ha, ha.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 5:39:21 AM

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quote:

just sheer coincidence that you seem to "need" a _______ at that same exact moment that her ass finally settles into the couch?

Just be grateful you are allowed to sit on the couch .............

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 5:47:41 AM

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oh.. I wait.. and if I want three things.. I'll ask for them separately...

'please get me a glass of wine'

thanks... and when she returns

oh, a peach please...

and then.. I'll send her back to wherever for something else...

my boi tells a wonderful story at my expense of waking up one morning and my three conflicting ideas about the day.. all of which came out of my mouth within a minute and had her spinning.. poor thing... "go back to sleep, wait the sun is out, motorcycle ride, wait make breakfast... "

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 5:49:18 AM

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not a man thing

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Do you consciously wait for your submissive to get comfortable before you ask her to get you something.....or is it really just sheer coincidence that you seem to "need" a _______ at that same exact moment that her ass finally settles into the couch? You all seem to have that same sort of "timing". It leaves me wondering if it is really just for sadistic jollies....innocent as it may seem at a glance.

IME, its not a Dom thing -- it's a man thing.

Apparently the feminine sigh of comfort trips their trigger: 'O, what do I want now?'

candystripper

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 5:53:00 AM

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Thankfully there is at least one Master out here who does not play these silly games, one who knows that because of my disability taking the piss like that would be counter productive for both of us.

My feeling on those who do this kind of thing is that if they see the vaguest glimmer that it pisses you off they will do it all the more, and the art is not to give out the wrong signals, but cheerfully accede to their demands. Once the novelty wears off, and seeing it not having any effect, i would presume some would find something else to focus their attentions on...but maybe not.

i don't think it's a Dom/Master thing either, it's a man thing, something akin to small things amusing small minds! If that's the best they can come up with don't get pissed off, pity them!

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 6:57:29 AM

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To wait for her to get comfortable would mean I was denying my needs while waiting. PERISH THE THOUGHT

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 7:18:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Do you consciously wait for your submissive to get comfortable before you ask her to get you something.....or is it really just sheer coincidence that you seem to "need" a _______ at that same exact moment that her ass finally settles into the couch? You all seem to have that same sort of "timing". It leaves me wondering if it is really just for sadistic jollies....innocent as it may seem at a glance.

Actually, here's a serious answer, because I just thought of it.

I think what happens is that I'm waiting for him to finish whatever he's doing before I ask him to do something else...and, of course, the first thing he does when he's finished doing something is head to settle down, so...

Eureka.

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RE: Partly facetious, partly serious "?" for ... - 7/2/2008 7:23:10 AM

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i do it to my cat - well, actually past tense now, but - she'd sit on me and the minute she did id remember i needed to do something - it was like a reflex thing.

recently though, Himself and i had been staying in a hotel, it was time to go and id got all packed up and he said 'have you got everything are you absolutely sure' and i said 'yes' and went outside struggling with my bags in one hand and coat in the other, the usual balancing, struggling act and he was just about to shut the door and said.

'what about your earrings' - id left them on the shelf in the bathroom - i had to put everything down again and go back in to get them, when he could have so easily picked them up for me when he saw them. he thought it was really funny, actually so did i - it was one of those 'dammit!' moments

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