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Battleflag -> ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/1/2008 9:36:22 PM)

First time post, long time forum stalker.

I'm A Cow.

Hope ya'll enjoy.




GreedyTop -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/1/2008 9:39:02 PM)

cute :)




Racquelle -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/1/2008 9:43:41 PM)

How come the cow has a boy's voice?




Sorcierelouest -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/1/2008 9:53:14 PM)

What is it with Boy cows having udders?
It was very funny.  Thank you.




kinkyviolet -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/1/2008 10:52:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sorcierelouest

What is it with Boy cows having udders?
It was very funny.  Thank you.


There's no such thing as boy cows, hehe. There are bulls, though, but they only have one "udder," and the milk is a bit different.




L8bloomer -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/2/2008 12:45:58 AM)

Oh thanks! Now I have that stupid cow song in my head! Sheesh! [:@]  (<----doesn't that smiley look like it's constipated? *LOL*)




girlygurl -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/2/2008 3:44:17 AM)

Funny!  thanks




SteelofUtah -> RE: ... he's a lactophiliac... (7/2/2008 9:50:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kinkyviolet

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sorcierelouest

What is it with Boy cows having udders?
It was very funny.  Thank you.


There's no such thing as boy cows, hehe. There are bulls, though, but they only have one "udder," and the milk is a bit different.


Okay a few things a girl from Austin Texas should know before commenting on cows

All Female Bovine have only one "Udder" however they usually have 4 "Teats" and Bulls or Male Bovine have No "Udder" At all however if you mistake what he does have for a Teat I am sure the bull will be happy but I doubt it will taste anything like milk.

A Bull has his Sack Still
A Steer has had thiers removes
A Cow is what female cattle are refered as
A Heifer is a Female is called before she has given birth to a Calf
A Calf is a Baby Cow of ANY Gender until they have been weaned from the mother
A Weaner is a Baby Cow under a Year old but no longer on the mother
They are Yearlings until they are two years old
It's Uncommon but when an Adult Bull is Castrated it called a Stag.

One that I didn't know and faery may get a kick out of is

A female Twin of a Bull is usually becomes an infertile and partially intersexed and they are given the term Freemartin's

There don't say I never learned you nothin.

Steel




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