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vampchick88 -> Potty Poetry (7/3/2008 2:47:03 PM)
This comes all the way from West Virginia, I read it on a bathroom wall at the mall today: Cows may Moo, Ducks may Quack, After you Pee, Remember to wipe your crack.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/3/2008 2:50:58 PM)
My Favorite which is written on Port-a-johns at construction sites all over the west coast is: I'm not quite clear how much work you do But you take an awful long time to take a poo perhaps that's not what you're doing inside Stop Jerking off at work you Fag. It has a very different Stanza scope but I always find it funny. Steel

IncarnateBeast -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/3/2008 3:20:53 PM)
If you sprinkle where you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie ^.^

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/3/2008 5:21:23 PM)
Do not throw Butts in the toilet. It makes them soggy and hard to light!

soul2share -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/3/2008 6:18:13 PM)
Ya know...this isn't about what I thought it would be.......or rather, WHOM I thought it would be! [:D]

Phoenix2raven -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/4/2008 5:56:31 AM)
Some come hear to piss and shit. I come hear to rub my clit. Some come hear and get cramps and spasms. I come hear to get orgasms.

MasterRandwulf -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/4/2008 8:33:16 AM)
OK... Y'all asked for it... Od to the porta john. by the shit house poet. The other day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants. So here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. I ate some peppers, they burn my ass. I ate some beans, but I only pass gas. And I strain my brain, trying to think... Wondering why, My farts don't stink????

DomAviator -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/4/2008 9:14:20 AM)
I happen to like "Some come here to sit and think and write upon the walls. I come here to shit and stink and rest my weary balls. " another gem "When you go stand on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet" and this one is all over colorado although it pisses me off: "Here I sit muscles flexin, here it comes another Texan"

HypnoticDan -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/4/2008 10:58:45 AM)
Here I sit in stinky vapor when I see: no toilet paper! How much longer must I linger 'till I'm forced to use my finger?

Termyn8or -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/4/2008 2:59:43 PM)
He who writes upon these walls, Rolls his shit in little balls, Those who read these words of wit, Can eat those little balls of shit T

vampchick88 -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/10/2008 8:51:46 PM)
Sorry for the late reply, I've been traveling the past few days. Thanks to everyone who posted, I hope all who read enjoy. ~Lorelei

philosophy -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/11/2008 9:58:43 AM)
Some come here to sit and think Some come here to sh*t and stink But i come here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls. or please do not throw matchsticks in the urinals as the crabs can pole vault.

kinkienesss -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/11/2008 3:56:41 PM)
lmao nasty

kinkienesss -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/11/2008 3:57:41 PM)
Fuck me suck me, make me bleed. Kinky sex, is what i need.

MySpecs -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/12/2008 11:42:46 AM)
Booger flicker, who are you? We all see what you can do, Flicking boogers, left and right, Upon the walls day and night, A dirty habit you have got, In a barrel of snot may you rot, And in closing out this little ryhme, I'll trade you one of yours for one of mine, Or one that tastes like lemon-lime.

MySpecs -> RE: Potty Poetry (7/12/2008 11:43:48 AM)
If your hose is too short and your pump is too weak, better lean over more or you'll piss on your feet.

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