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came4U -> I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:43:22 PM)

My eldest has graduated from University of ****** and now is happy with some Navy guy..

she is preggo..should I:

-drop dead?

-pretend I am 25, try to sneak into R rated movies by the back door like I was 16 (again)? 

-remind folks that I *we/some of us are on the 3rd return (and death) of bellbottom pants?

-color my hair grey....act all gramma, get some sweatshirts with kittens or landscapes on em?

-JUMP?

-accept it..and be normal?

-be normal?

-take up knitting?

-tell people I was a mother when I was aged: low-teen'?? *lies

What do grammas do??  Is there some kinda initiation?













sirsholly -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:45:53 PM)

prepare to love the stuffing out of the lil one...and kiss your heart goodbye!!!




Prinsexx -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:47:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: came4U



Is there some kinda initiation?


Yes: get hip replacements. [:D]




DesFIP -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:48:06 PM)

His oldest just had a girl. So as a step grandma I can confidantly inform you that your chief job is to spoil the baby from day one, if not before. Babies R Us, Toys R Us, baby rattles in the grocery store - your job is to shop till you drop!

Oh yeah, and when they need the diaper changed, hand 'em back!




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:52:40 PM)

Have fun spoiling the little spud rotten when s/he arrives.  That's what my mother does.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 3:53:55 PM)

Congrats, came!  Lotsa love & squishes for the new baby is the best answer I can give you.  [:)]




came4U -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:05:15 PM)

hahahahaha

y'all too cute or funny.

Its like ya jinglin' keys over my chair and saying...'lets go for a ride'.

this ain't funny,,, I wanna JUMP. lol




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:05:22 PM)

prepare to spend lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$




came4U -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:07:17 PM)

quote:

prepare to spend lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$


are you saying that because yer spellin' is bad?? (NOT).

BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

<poking my eyes with needles and knitting myself a new life.




HisObedientslave -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:16:14 PM)

Next in line to be a grandma, July 14th..Maybe us new grandmas should start a granny group? When my grandson is old enough we are going shopping and I'll teach him that Lowes is the best place to shop..[sm=evil.gif][sm=trident.gif]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:17:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: came4U

quote:

prepare to spend lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$


are you saying that because yer spellin' is bad?? (NOT).

BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

<poking my eyes with needles and knitting myself a new life.


im saying that because kids are always so happy when their granny's come visit cause they always give the kids presents!  my spelling is bad??? well..i am a natural blonde.





LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:20:43 PM)

Woohooo!! Congratulations!  [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 4:24:35 PM)

there will soon be a tiny brand new little person who is going to love you with all his/her heart...




came4U -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 5:30:35 PM)

quote:

tiny brand new little person who is going to love you with all his/her heart...



first time for everything

LOLS

yes, first I'm a gonna knit me a Dom...tall..thick, knit one, pearl two, diamond three..

ah fuck it.




LaTigresse -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 5:57:24 PM)

Being a grandma is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My third will be here sometime in the next few weeks.




dcnovice -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 6:36:29 PM)

quote:

BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

Why?




fluffypet61 -> RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. (7/4/2008 6:38:10 PM)

i have 6 in four different states - ages 1 to 13 - and it's really fun.  Anytime you want to go somewhere that children go (circus, library, zoo, movies....) - take one of them with you.  That way you can say you are there because the g'kids wanted to go.




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