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ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:20:18 PM   
lostgirl83


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Status: offline 		Ok... more of a vent than anything. I post my opinions on multiple posts, wanted or not, so here is yet another opinion of mine...

I know from chatting with enough people that not everyone has the courtesy to reply to emails, even if its just to say "not interested", so I can kind of understand and put up with emails that were clearly copied and pasted to mass amounts of profiles, even though I myself make an attempt to respond to everyone. I can also deal with repeat emails from idiots who can't remember who they've emailed before. I can even deal with (although it takes a lot) the people that get pissy with me when I say Im not interested because Im not looking, even though if they had taken the time to read my profile (that they told me was so interesting and insightful on their mass copied email) they would have saved themselves a bit of time by not emailing me at all.

What Im having a problem with however are the men (I'd say I get maybe one every other week) who think a picture of their penis enclosed in the email will be the selling point.

Now, being only 25 I haven't "been around" that much, however I have been to my fair share of bars and clubs and not ONCE has any man come up to me and said "Hey baby you look hot tonight" and whipped out his penis in an attempt to sway my interests. Why would it be ok on the internet?? Really... penises vary on shape and size and even color but once you've seen one you've seen them all. If you're going to try to pick a woman up with a picture of your penis, there better be something damn special about it if you expect to get the kind of attention you think you should get. Draw a face on it, hang some ornaments on it, give it a sombrero and a poncho and call him the eliminator... whatever.

AH!

What ever happened to trying to impress a girl with your mental abilities... or hey how about the looks from the waist up? Hmm, yeah its old school I know... but it just might work!
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:22:15 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:25:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lostgirl83

Ok... more of a vent than anything. I post my opinions on multiple posts, wanted or not, so here is yet another opinion of mine...

I know from chatting with enough people that not everyone has the courtesy to reply to emails, even if its just to say "not interested", so I can kind of understand and put up with emails that were clearly copied and pasted to mass amounts of profiles, even though I myself make an attempt to respond to everyone. I can also deal with repeat emails from idiots who can't remember who they've emailed before. I can even deal with (although it takes a lot) the people that get pissy with me when I say Im not interested because Im not looking, even though if they had taken the time to read my profile (that they told me was so interesting and insightful on their mass copied email) they would have saved themselves a bit of time by not emailing me at all.


Oh hey, you've got mail.
 
Just teasing.

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What Im having a problem with however are the men (I'd say I get maybe one every other week) who think a picture of their penis enclosed in the email will be the selling point.


Guys enjoy seeing women's body parts, and I wonder if the "penis presenters" you and countless others mention are mistakingly thinking that most women see things the same.
 
My big cock pic is here.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:25:26 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:25:38 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:25:43 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		Umm   ....   you mean a picture of a penis doesn't do anything for you?  I think that is classic male thinking - they tend to be visually oriented, and think what they like, so do females like - therefore the picture of the penis. A picture of breasts would do it for them so a picture of a penis should do it for women.   I would posit that these men aren't very good at reading women, since they obviously don't know a whole lot about them.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:28:21 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:28:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lostgirl83
Draw a face on it, hang some ornaments on it, give it a sombrero and a poncho and call him the eliminator... whatever.



Yay!  You rock.

Seriously, if anyone who reads this thread is doing this, PLEASE STOP! 

Also, thank you to the guys who accept the fact that I'm not interested, but please stop asking me to set my friends up with you!

Thanks for the giggles, lostgirl83!
Anne



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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:30:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Seems as though you missed the memo, just like I did.  Apparently a pic of a penis is now the new way a guy says "Hey, I think you are pretty neat.  Wanna get to know each other?", or atleast thats what I was told...lol

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:30:26 PM   
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LOL

Actually I agree, some fucking jock flipped it out to a girl sitting in my car, it almost resulted in a fight right there and did actually result in a very dangerous high speed car chase.

Yup, they are showing you their brain.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:32:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lostgirl83


Now, being only 25 I haven't "been around" that much, however I have been to my fair share of bars and clubs and not ONCE has any man come up to me and said "Hey baby you look hot tonight" and whipped out his penis in an attempt to sway my interests.


Lost, Im sooooooo sorry! I would like to invite you to the next Tailhook convention so that you can experience the weiner wagging hello that you have been missing out on....It is Sept 4th - 7th in Reno, Nevada... CMail me with when and where would you like me to pick you up?

On a serious note though, you just havent been going to the right bars... Had you been hanging out in bars frequented by naval aviators, astronauts, or airline pilots you probably would have been approached that way. I remember once, after draining nearly an entire bottle of Jerimiah Weed,  climbing up on a table in Fallon, NV whipping it out and shouting above the din of the bar that "Some lucky girl can have a ride on this tonight!" Amazingly, I had several takers...

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:33:15 PM   
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Well maybe since they read your rather off-putting profile they decided you weren't worth the effort


She kinda mentioned the state of her profile in her rant and it isn't as if she's looking ... Cripes.

I once got a picture of a penis with a tiny santa hat on it. I was still grossed out but I can safely say that guy made a big impression. I've never looked at a mall Santa the same way since.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:37:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well I am glad everyone else is getting pictures of "members Members".... I don't recieve any messages like that.... Thank God... sorry lostgirl..... for the nasty emails you get... they just want to show you how special they REALLY are lol ...


peace
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:43:26 PM   
lostgirl83


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Do they place a ruler in the picture so there's independent verification of endowment?

thornhappy


Ha... I should request it from now on!

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:50:07 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:56:27 PM   
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On a serious note though, you just havent been going to the right bars... Had you been hanging out in bars frequented by naval aviators, astronauts, or airline pilots you probably would have been approached that way. I remember once, after draining nearly an entire bottle of Jerimiah Weed,  climbing up on a table in Fallon, NV whipping it out and shouting above the din of the bar that "Some lucky girl can have a ride on this tonight!" Amazingly, I had several takers...



I take it they all had their beer goggles on?

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 7:56:38 PM   
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nobody ever complains about a woman showing their boobies.... but the p always get yelled at.




Ok... I have a lot of cleavage showing in my profile picture.  That doesn't mean that I would start randomly sending out pics of my body parts.

Although... I dunno... maybe some elbow shots or something like that.  lol  (Sorry, it's late and I'm getting slap-happy).

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 8:01:30 PM   
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Ok... I have a lot of cleavage showing in my profile picture.


my tattoo's are pretty graphic....so a little cleavage is nothing :)


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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 8:07:25 PM   
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I take it they all had their beer goggles on?


Rhi, as a pilot yourself you should know... Gold Wing = Damp Panties. Anywhere in the world .. Why do you think the F-14 patch says Anytime Baby! You think that two TAILS on that tomcat??? Look at the patch more closely!

However, I will admit Jerimiah Weed makes skirts rise and buttons pop off blouses  LOL 100 proof!

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 8:10:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

quote:

ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach


I take it they all had their beer goggles on?


Rhi, as a pilot yourself you should know... Gold Wing = Damp Panties. Anywhere in the world .. Why do you think the F-14 patch says Anytime Baby! You think that two TAILS on that tomcat??? Look at the patch more closely!

However, I will admit Jerimiah Weed makes skirts rise and buttons pop off blouses  LOL 100 proof!

 
Those gold wings quit bein impressive to me when I became certificated myself lol.  As for the 100proof - I plead the 5th on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

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