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jlf1961 -> Hypothesis: Humans have devovled into idiots (7/5/2008 5:48:08 PM)
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Here is the proof I have to offer that supports my theory:
1) The popularity of short surf boards. Look folks, from below, a surfer on a short board looks a whole hell of a lot like a big fat juicy seal...
Hence big fish with lots of teeth comes up for a taste.
GO BACK TO THE LONG BOARD YOU FOOLS
2) The construction of housing developments in the hunting range of large predators.
Look people, if you gonna move into an area claimed as hunting territory of cougers etc, you DESERVE to be in the food chain. You do not have the right to complain, or call for emergency help should you or anyone else be attacked and mauled.
3) Free diving with great whites. DO I REALLY HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS?
4) Primitive Vacations.
Look you idiots, if you catch some bug that no one has ever had before, at least be nice enough to die in the boonies.
5) Freeway surfing.
Okay kids, you can surf on car roofs, the rest of the drivers have the right to see if we can cause you to wipe out at 65 mph
6) Big game hunting with single shot large caliber target pistols.
Look, if you wish to hunt that way, fine, but do it without some guy backing you up with a repeating rifle.
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