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ORIGINAL: Leatherist But did he get a Tarn and a larl too? Or at least a bosk to wrestle with? What??? Goreans??? Real, Ture Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres have *nothing* to do with Goreans. Dude, that's like crips and bloods territory. The goreans waddle in slowly, dressed in goodwill reclaimed stitched together rabbit fur trim 'tunics', leading their waddling slave girls on home depot chain coffle, waving dollar store plastic swords around, grunting and sweating, searching for a place to lay down. The Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres stride in, wearing silicone oil polished leathers, chests gleaming as they threaten the Goreans with a grunting pose-down, and then launching into a reprise of YMCA. What follows is so horriffic to behold, such a shock to decency and the moral character of all good people, that only the most depraved would even consider putting words in print to describe it. Suffice it to say, today's system is better. Pass the CocoaPuffs. what a visual....LMAO!
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