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softness -> The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:35:49 PM)
We have had the ultimate Collarme problem, question, and answer but we have been forgetting something .... something essential The Ultimate Collarme Rant lets get to it people!

missturbation -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:38:34 PM)
Sorry i don't know how to rant [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:39:19 PM)
snort I bet I know what inspired this one..LOL OK... Why don't the subs/doms respond to my emails? Why do they disappear?? Why are they all FAKE?

softness -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:41:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop snort I bet I know what inspired this one..LOL blinks innocently I dont know what you mean!

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:52:43 PM)
Why can't we have a blacklist of all the people we don't like on there that we can give to everyone so we can all hate the same people! I mean honestly....do these people really want to go back to the time of Hitler?

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:56:25 PM)
oh I got an other one!!!!!! Please can you look at my profile and tell me what you think...... people tell them what they think.....person gets all mad that we did as they asked...they should have just been doing this as soon as they sent in the post!! [sm=lalala.gif]

spinninsweetness -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 12:57:36 PM)
Why do people look at my profile and not contact me and dont put they are owned and add me as an admirer and block me before I message them! And I dont even think some of these people are real at all.....

WyldHrt -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 1:05:07 PM)
@wanders- Nah, THAT never happens! [:D][:D][:D]

hejira92 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 1:13:16 PM)
"Hey, I just said I wasn't interested and then, HE WAS MEAN TO ME!!!! WAAAA!"

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 1:19:45 PM)
Why doesn't anyone want an older/younger/gay/bi/straight/poly/dom/sub/switch?????? It must be because you are all FAKES! [:D]

kiwisub12 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 3:21:04 PM)
I want a slave - not a sub - and i don't want to have to define it! it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain. If these fake dom wankers would get off the board and leave the real doms to all the sub/slaves then things would be a lot more efficient. I wouldn't have to spend all my time sending emails to slaves that don't give me the courtesy of replying and calling me Master/Sir right off the get-go which is so rude, especially when you consider that i took my valuable time to actually send a civil email consisting of one line - kneel bitch. And how dare they insist that i brush my teeth every day. Brushing teeth is so undomly - as is wearing clean underwear without streaks. I am the dom - what i say goes!!!! and not out the door!

Shadow-tiger -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 5:17:57 PM)
There are no absolutes, except this one. As a corollary make sure that you define everything just right. Oh never mind, everyone knows that MY definition of love/hate/kink/happy/blue/cupcakes/whatever is THE default. And nothing is ever misinterpreted, misconstrued, or simply wrong. Just doesn't happen!

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 6:35:56 PM)
Why do all the FemDoms want tribute just to read my mass cut-paste email when I didn't even bother to read their profiles and they're all just prostitutes and fakes and wannabes who should do nothing all day but cater to my fetishes and spread their legs but I don't want to have to do any real work for them because I'm a weal twue no limits slave who lives to serve Her mighty excellence except that I don't take out the trash, wash dishes, or do windows.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 6:40:53 PM)
god damnin bitchin ferkin shittin crappin wankin freakin christin poopin.....nuthin ta rantin aboutin...

Griswold -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 6:46:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness We have had the ultimate Collarme problem, question, and answer but we have been forgetting something .... something essential The Ultimate Collarme Rant lets get to it people! YOU fucking CUNT!!!!!!! I've always HATED YOU!!!!! I *never* liked your Mother....I never liked your Father..... (I actually never liked you...I just never told you!!!!!) (I didn't actually say that, did I?)

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 8:26:47 PM)
How about when someone posts all sorts of personal stuff about themselves and their relationship, asking a question about such, then gets pissed when people comment on them or their relationship!? [:'(] Or the ever popular........... I I I I I me me me me me post......... and a page and a half later........... THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME!!! [8\|]

shivermetimbers -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/6/2008 8:34:03 PM)
You cliques. All you do is pass cyber food, sing school songs, and basically steal threads. Fuck you all. I'm tired of this shit, if it weren't CM was free, I'd be on Alt, where serious people hang out. Fucking kids, it's nothing but a goddam popularity contest around here. I come here with a serious problem and all you do is make fun of me, and make snide remarks about my profile. Well, I'm proud of the fact that I want to pay submissive men to fuck me in the ass. Do you realize how hard it is to find a guy like that?

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/7/2008 5:39:58 AM)
Damn all of you CM people....I came here with a serious offer to let a woman castrate me without anaesthetic and all you did was suggest I seek medical advice.

Sub4You4UKOnly -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/14/2008 3:12:04 AM)
Rants? Why is there a rant post and NO-ONE TOLD ME?!?! I love ranting...when im in the mood. I can go on and on and on...So what to rant about sits and thinks hmm Lets rant about Deanna!!! Lol just kidding, Deanna is my mommeh :P xD i said so But rant, ok. Take me for instance, I live in a little hick town in Lancashire right? Right. So why the effing hell do i keep getting messages from Doms down london wanting me to get there in half a flipping hour with no way of getting there and thats their first message?!?! Who the hell does that???? Also what is it with all these Doms thinking that just because we are collared...no scrub that....thinking that just because we are submissives/slaves that they can order us to do their bidding straight away even if we are collared/owned?!?! Ugh it just annoys me that there are people on here that think that even though we are below them we "have" to do what they say when they say. Yea MAYBE when they own us, but don't we have a free mind before we are owned? quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 I wouldn't have to spend all my time sending emails to slaves that don't give me the courtesy of replying and calling me Master/Sir right off the get-go which is so rude, especially when you consider that i took my valuable time to actually send a civil email consisting of one line - kneel bitch. To this, i think that if you call someone "Master" or "Mistress" straight away, it just makes the Dom/me think that they can order you around before even owning you. Sir or Miss is more respectful to call someone that doesn't own you, then Master to someone that does own you. Unless in a session with someone that isn't my Master then i call all Dom/mes Sir or Miss unless they ask not to be called that and to be called by a name they prefer(note: said name is not Master or Mistress)

JulieorSarah -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Rant (7/14/2008 3:47:55 AM)
Profile shows No Cyber No Cyber No Marrieds No Marrieds and i am still getting offers from married Doms in the UK, Europe and one from Panama .. i'm in Australia RTP RTFP!

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