Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got?

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lusciouslips19 -> Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:18:44 PM)
I was wondering if you have ever got a "compliment" that you said jeez, thanks. Thats a compliment?" Someone messaged me , I guess making it clear that i had breast that were perfect for tying up. he said. " I like your sagging tits." Geez, dude, "thanks, I think but you just told me I have sagging breasts!"

kittinSol -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:20:33 PM)
"You seem intelligent, for a blonde with big tits."

snappykappy -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:20:58 PM)
i think ur tits are greatwhich i tell the ladies

MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:34:15 PM)
"Your pretty sexy even with the receding hairline." A girl in a bar said that to me. lol

cjan -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:37:18 PM)
"You're not as dumb as you look ".

Prinsexx -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:43:19 PM)
'You're nothing like a mother'......from my daughter.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:46:57 PM)
"You're not bad looking for your age". Ermmm k, thanks for that, I think.[&:] "You're kinda weird and strange Mum, but in a good way sorta". Okaaaaaayyyy.[&:]

KCherry -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:50:09 PM)
"I know my mom thought you were retarded but that is just because you are you know like, quiet and kinda weird. She meant retarded in a good way, ya know?"

SweetNika -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:50:30 PM)
You don't look like any preschool teacher I ever had.

MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 6:52:36 PM)
"Oh, I know why you look so different. You're wearing makeup!" My roommate, after staring very intently at me through a conversation. He later ended up messaging me through CM from his bedroom ... when he was 15 feet down the hall from me. Mss

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 7:03:19 PM)
"you look hot for a tranny" i responded "really? wow....alot you know...im not a tranny...you dumbass"

ownedgirlie -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 7:29:59 PM)
Oh wow, you look good in those old-lady glasses! WTF?? This thread reminds me of a Cheers episode, where Frasier and Lilith had a falling out. In the end he says, "Lilith, I want to marry you anyway." Guess ya had to be there, but her reaction made the whole thing hilarious.

leakylee -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 7:44:13 PM)
"You're prettier than a band new set of 44" Super Swampers". Luckily the lingo of South East Ga isnt that much different than the loverly rednecks and swamprats that i grewup with. so it only took me a few moments of looking dumbly at the boy to figure what in hells he was talking about. it was the one and only time i was ever compared to large tires. good thing i knew how damn expensive there were..hehe.. smooches lee

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 7:44:36 PM)
I think maybe the best one I have ever gotten was "For someone who doesnt know what they are talking about, you sure do get things done" (My boss at work)

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:00:42 PM)
Oh, I forgot this one. It was from this week. a young guy from france, maybe not understanding the nuances of the english language wrote to me, " I LOVE elderly women!!!!"

LeMis -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:03:20 PM)
"Nice Kahunas baby" [&:]

Kalista07 -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:14:56 PM)
hmmm....Let me see....How about: "You know......If you lost, like a bunch of weight, you might actually be attractive" or "You have a cute face" Kali

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:23:30 PM)
What about: Your ass is perfect, Id love to eat off it I got this picture of my ass being big enough for a banquet style dinner layout. Once I stopped laughing I could respond with a no thanks

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:28:38 PM)
I get a lot of interesting "compliments" about my handwriting. My former boss said I have the neatest illegible handwriting he ever saw. My current boss saw a page I had handwritten in a notebook and said, "Wow, you know how to write in Arabic?" Everyone says my handwriting is pretty, but no one seems able to read it. Another one: "You look so intelligent when you wear your glasses." Meaning I look stupid without them? An ex-boyfriend: "I'm so glad you're letting your hair grow out. That short hairdo you had before made you look like you had a cue-ball head." A guy at a munch: "I love that you're a plus-sized lady. That is why I am so attracted to you!" Gee, thanks.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? (7/7/2008 8:51:27 PM)
I should start by saying I don't like "literary fiction." I write essays and genre fiction and I'm good at it. I've been published by a major publishing house. However, genre fiction not what universities want you to write. After allowing me to write genre fiction one semester, one of my senior-level profs said "I'd love to see what you'd do with some real writing." [sm=doh.gif][sm=gaah.gif][sm=banghead.gif][sm=banghead.gif][sm=banghead.gif]

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