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iwillserveu -> ultimate cock shot (7/26/2004 1:49:42 PM)
Tomorrow I'll photo and post a picture of MY COCK! I'll make all you women bask in its majestic glow. (Its radioactive?[:)]) Pray to MY COCK! [&:] Seriously, after this build up I bet someone already has "It looks like a penis, only smaller," at the ready. Picture tomorrow.

Sundew02 -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/26/2004 11:17:18 PM)
Smile, would this be something like the male who said he was sending me a picture of his ass? I got a really cute piece of wallpaper, a braying jackass. I will be back to see what appears. Sundew

baileythorne -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/26/2004 11:46:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwillserveu Tomorrow I'll photo and post a picture of MY COCK! I'll make all you women bask in its majestic glow. (Its radioactive?[:)]) Pray to MY COCK! I'm waiting.... -bailey

proudsub -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 7:01:08 AM)
I'm sorry iwill but no cock can beat the one bailey has befriended. Isn't yours in chastity 24/7 anyway?

ThornBlood -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 7:20:17 AM)
Heh.. My favorite cock shot.. http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/276e9e77 Just grins, John

LadyBeckett -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 8:18:17 AM)
Okay, ya got me, lol. I thought it was going to be that submissive rooster again. Ha Ha Ha Ha Nice cock, btw [;)]

iwillserveu -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 11:03:30 AM)
After 10 minutes playing with the file I saved it to a bad diskette. Pretend there is a big picture of a beanie baby roster balanced on two toy soccer balls, OK? "LOOK UPON MY COCK YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR" -iwillozymandiasu OK I thought it was funny last night.

Sundew02 -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 11:48:12 AM)
laughing, well better luck next time. I will say, computers are not my friends. I still think they were invented by SAMS. Remember iwill, if at first you don't succeed..... Sundew

dixiedumpling -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 3:44:04 PM)
iwill, I for one am not disappointed that it was all a joke. Cock shots do little for me. Once upon a time a Dom got irritated with me (imagine! little ole me caused someone some irritation.) and he gave my email addy to some doofus who worked on an egg farm who then emailed me a long rambling letter filled with misspelled words and poor grammar mainly concerning his um.. endowment. <unswoon>

iwillserveu -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/27/2004 7:11:37 PM)
A woman after my own heart. Give me your email address so I can send pictures of roosters! Reminds me of an old Steve Martin routine where he describes a woman's pussy. Then he is disgusted with the audience because he meant her cat. Then he mentions her cat was the best sex he ever had. [:o] Sleep now.

baileythorne -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/28/2004 12:12:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: proudsub I'm sorry iwill but no cock can beat the one bailey has befriended. Isn't yours in chastity 24/7 anyway? I was briefly wondering if you you fit a rooster into a CB2000... LOL. Thanks for that visual. --bailey

baileythorne -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/28/2004 12:13:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwillserveu After 10 minutes playing with the file I saved it to a bad diskette. My dear man, Don't you know we all love you for your charming personality and not your large member? We still have what counts ;-) --bailey

iwillserveu -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/28/2004 5:30:27 PM)
It is a curve. (The CB-2000 for big boys, but I'm bragging. {sorta. Is it bragging if it is true? but I digress.}) I'll get the stuffed rooster and put the curve in front of him on Friday. (M'Lady knows why I can't do Thursday and can kibosh this if she wishes.)

baileythorne -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/28/2004 11:44:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwillserveu I'm the dedicated sub of Lady Beckett again. Don't try telling a Domme what to do this time, OK? I'm very happy for you iwillserveu. Happy chastity ;-) --bailey

Sinergy -> RE: ultimate cock shot (7/29/2004 12:24:36 AM)
quote: beanie baby roster Checks the team roster and realizes Gretsky DID retire sulks Dominantly Sinergy p.s. or did you mean ROOSTER?

iwillserveu -> RE: ultimate cock shot (8/2/2004 1:13:04 PM)
Here is an alternate pick of MY COCK. Yes, Sinergy it is a rooster. MY COCK'S roster would be too formidable for mere mortal's to comprehend. The use of only one ball (That's Stuart Little under it) made it the alternate. [image]local://upfiles/3792/65BB42D7363449CBAA4B417DBF7AF555.jpg[/image]

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: ultimate cock shot (8/2/2004 1:25:10 PM)
Well...that is a very informative photo. I think the things other than the cock tell quite a story: 1) The bottle of Jergins...does chastity preclude masturbation? Probably should be putting that away. 2) The Darth Vader Pez dispenser...use the Force and get some really bad candy. 3) Is that a little bottle of Beano? Hmmm... 4) Ok, I have no idea what Shark Cartillage is for...but it sounds slightly perverse. 5) And, of course, a box of tissues to compliment the Jergins. Quite interesting, iwill... Yours, Taggard

LadyBeckett -> RE: ultimate cock shot (8/2/2004 1:38:53 PM)
Waiting patiently for iwill's response... [;)]

iwillserveu -> RE: ultimate cock shot (8/2/2004 1:54:32 PM)
quote: 1) The bottle of Jergins...does chastity preclude masturbation? Probably should be putting that away. I work with synthetic oils and solvents. I have to lubricate my hands artificially or the skin cracks in winter. Apologies to LadyBeckett, but I do not have a bleeding into my gloves fetish.[:)] quote: 3) Is that a little bottle of Beano? Hmmm... I make chili. Would M'Lady rather I did not use it?[:)] quote: 4) Ok, I have no idea what Shark Cartillage is for...but it sounds slightly perverse. 5) And, of course, a box of tissues to compliment the Jergins. Got an error but at least it posted something. Oh the cartilego de tiburon is for my bad knee. Either it helpss or I get really cool pee.[:)] The tissue are because I have allegies. Boring answers, I know. Ihope M'Lady is bored as well.

baileythorne -> RE: ultimate cock shot (8/2/2004 10:24:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwillserveu Here is an alternate pick of MY COCK. You could have put it in the Curve. Or, let me guess, the Curve is being used elsewhere... --bailey

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