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AquarianMale53 -> Maude and Claude at 91 (7/8/2008 6:48:18 AM)

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the social center and discovered over time that
they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out
for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely
evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer.

Afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle." 
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."




GreedyTop -> RE: Maude and Claude at 91 (7/8/2008 12:14:36 PM)

LMAO!




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