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Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 10:42:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ever since I had that orgasm (w00t and such noise) I have had no desire to touch myself.

I mean, I still.. Touch, but I don't do it out of desire to really feel good.

The crap!?

My favorite activity is no longer this huge priority. What am I supposed to do with these dern 18 hours I'm awake!?

WORK!?    

I refuse to believe this is "normal"

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 10:48:03 AM   
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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 10:55:34 AM   
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Mmmm, nope, still don't want to ruin my good pants. FECK.

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 10:57:36 AM   
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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
Chorus
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 10:58:51 AM   
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Sticking strictly to anal gang bangs does not make you a "virgin", Pots.

*Hackcough*

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:00:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		that is one of the best songs ever!!!!!!

my dad once told me he loved that song.. *squick*

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:02:27 AM   
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Sticking strictly to anal gang bangs does not make you a "virgin", Pots.

*Hackcough*


It does if all you do is WATCH!!!

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that is one of the best songs ever!!!!!!

my dad once told me he loved that song.. *squick*


Why's it gotta be your DAD?!?!?! What you be trying to say, MONKEY?????

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:03:51 AM   
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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:04:52 AM   
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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:06:26 AM   
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WowZOR Greedy-babe.

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:07:21 AM   
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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:10:11 AM   
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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:10:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		thanks a lot, hotty.

now i have this mental image of Mike Meyers (as Austin Powers) dancing to this song in his undies

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:11:30 AM   
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But, but, how long do I have to wait?!

I think we know who has the answer to that  ~wink~

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:11:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		yeah..my dad was good at dropping TMI tidbits... I finally said Daddy.. there are SOME things a child should NEVER know about their parents.... *sigh*

I think it was his way of trying to relate to me as an adult.  We had a difficult relationship.. they divorced when I was 5, mom raised me, and I didnt spend a lot of time with him (2 weeks in the summers as I was growing up..and even then, since he was active duty USAF, our time was limited). I spent one year living with him.. talk about explosive!!  We were too much alike in many ways..LOL   When I became an adult, our time together was even less. We never learned until about 10 yrs ago how to relate in a non-combative way.
I miss him.. we were finally learning to be parent/child/friends...

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:12:24 AM   
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*Dances about*

Only twenty more days!

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:15:08 AM   
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thanks a lot, hotty.

now i have this mental image of Mike Meyers (as Austin Powers) dancing to this song in his undies




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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:15:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: puppen

But, but, how long do I have to wait?!


From what you described your first Big O was a MAJORLY big O ... lol Your body is prolly still goinng, holysmokesdidyoufeelthat?thatwasamazingOMGdoyathinkwecandoitagain?idunno,doyathinkwe-should-doitagain?eep!

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:16:09 AM   
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*Dances about*

Only twenty more days!


Really??? THAT means only 21 more days for me!!!!!

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RE: Well, what the crap?! - 7/11/2008 11:16:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		My heart goes out to you, Greedy.
It's tough... I'm sorry that the connection took so long...

I'm assuming he's not with you? =(

I'm making an attempt with my father. But, I've found I really just don't desire a relationship with him. It's too bad he won't be invited to give me away at my wedding. It's too bad he'll die alone.
It's too bad that he is a rarity in my thoughts. I weep for the man he could have been.



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