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Vendaval -> Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:06:37 PM)

Another article about communication between the sexes and the inevitable confusion.

"She's just not that into you -- or is she?"
 
Decoding women: a primer
 
By Sarah Jio
July 10, 2008
 
Wondering what women are thinking? Two experts give their translations of female body language:

• Is she licking her lips? "When a woman allows herself to feel nervously excited about the possibility of you, the ensuing physiological response can be a dry mouth and lips," says McDermott. "Women also know that licking their lips can drive men wild and certainly get their attention."

• Take a glance at her shoes. Is she crossing her legs and playfully dangling her shoe as she glances your way? If so, here's what it might mean: "She's calling attention to her legs and hoping you like what you see," explains McDermott.

• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."


http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/07/10/shes.not.that.into.you/index.html



Thadius -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:13:53 PM)

V,

What does it mean when they crawl to the foot of the bed with a belt in their mouth?  This one always confuses me, does it mean she did something wrong, or does it mean please whip my ass and fuck the shit out of me?[;)]

I wish you well,
Thadius

P.S. Interesting read, perhaps a few too many generalizations.



Vendaval -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:16:53 PM)

It means you have a hot little slave slut in the furs, Thadius! [:D]



Thadius -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:21:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

It means you have a hot little slave slut in the furs, Thadius! [:D]


You can see how that becomes confusing though. [;)]
Hmmm... have any suggestions for keeping her from snoring?  The sexy little slut is asleep and sounds like a starved pitbull fighting over a steak.  I honestly think that is her one flaw.  Well that and some would say being with me [8D]

I wish you the best,
Thadius



Vendaval -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:32:59 PM)

That depends on whether you would rather have her awake and grumpy or sleeping and snoring.



DomAviator -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:37:03 PM)

Stuff her panties in her mouth, that cures most snoring LOL



Lordandmaster -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:37:33 PM)

OK, just making sure I understand here...what exactly does "get her digits" mean?  Is that her phone number?

Cuz normally I dispense with that step and move straight to coitus.

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."



Thadius -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 10:39:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

That depends on whether you would rather have her awake and grumpy or sleeping and snoring.


Unfortunately, the sleep is needed.  The grumpy part doesn't bother me, that is why they invented walk-in closets.

Just one of those little compromises I am willing to make (suffer) to keep the girl in top working shape.



DomAviator -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 11:01:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

OK, just making sure I understand here...what exactly does "get her digits" mean?  Is that her phone number?



I think it means you should cut her fingers off, though God knows why you would want to... But digits are fingers.... Apparently your supposed to take her fingers if she touches you? Most bizzare LOL



Vendaval -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/11/2008 11:17:54 PM)

Hello LAM,
 
Digits = phone number
 
You might want those numbers after coitus sometime...[;)]



PanthersMom -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/12/2008 9:56:56 AM)

if she crosses both her arms and legs while talking with you, she's saying "no way this guy is getting into my pants".  if she kicks you in the balls and runs like hell, she thinks you're a serial killer.  if she sits on your face and occasionally lets you come up for air, she likes you enough to keep you breathing awhile longer, keep up the good work.
PM 



cjan -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/12/2008 11:38:47 AM)

When I'm massaging a woman and start to work on her thighs, particularly her inner thighs, when she moves that leg outward so that it is hanging off the table , does that always mean that she wants me to massage her girly bits ? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/hewah.gif[/image]  Or is this girly code that she wants my, ummm, digits ?



windchymes -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/12/2008 6:55:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Another article about communication between the sexes and the inevitable confusion.

"She's just not that into you -- or is she?"
 
Decoding women: a primer
 
By Sarah Jio
July 10, 2008
 
Wondering what women are thinking? Two experts give their translations of female body language:

• Is she licking her lips? "When a woman allows herself to feel nervously excited about the possibility of you, the ensuing physiological response can be a dry mouth and lips," says McDermott. "Women also know that licking their lips can drive men wild and certainly get their attention."

Or, she feels a cold sore coming on.

• Take a glance at her shoes. Is she crossing her legs and playfully dangling her shoe as she glances your way? If so, here's what it might mean: "She's calling attention to her legs and hoping you like what you see," explains McDermott.

Or, her athlete's foot is itching like crazy.

• Has she touched your arm or hand? "One of the strongest signals a woman can give is a touch on the arm or hand," says Stafford. "If she does this, it's time to get her digits."

Or, she just wants you to pleeeeease stop talking and let her get a word in edgewise.


http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/07/10/shes.not.that.into.you/index.html




DesFIP -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/12/2008 8:07:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Thadius


Hmmm... have any suggestions for keeping her from snoring?  The sexy little slut is asleep and sounds like a starved pitbull fighting over a steak.  I honestly think that is her one flaw.  Well that and some would say being with me [8D]

Thadius


Claritin once daily. Put the head of the bed up on blocks. Get allergy proof mattress and pillow covers.

If she isn't getting over a cold then it's probably allergies. The mattress & pillow protectors are for dust mites which is what most allergy sufferers react to at bedtime.



Vendaval -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 12:41:03 AM)

Hell yeah! [sm=bust.gif]


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ORIGINAL: PanthersMom
if she sits on your face and occasionally lets you come up for air, she likes you enough to keep you breathing awhile longer, keep up the good work.
PM 



XaviersXian -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 3:36:00 AM)

greetings to all,

If I like a man, he'll sure as anything know it.  If I want something, I'll march right up to him and ask for what I want.  What you see is what you get with me.  I have absolutely no time for games.

well wishes,



NeedingMore220 -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 8:08:04 AM)

Oh, gosh, I dunno ... I don't enjoy games, however, flirting is something I enjoy very much, especially in the beginning of a relationship.  Reading body language is just another way to let another know you may fancy him.  Smiling, twirling hair, touching his arm ... or being cute and suggestive if online...even if it's only harmless flirting not meant to continue on to something else, it's fun and makes both parties happy.  Certainly there is a time and a place for being direct and asking for what I want and need, but I'd never discount the affectionate flirting games.  



cloudboy -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 8:09:21 AM)


Yawning, eye aversion, and impatient sighs tend to be negative signals.



Aileen1968 -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 8:13:58 AM)

If a guy finds himself between my legs it means I like him.



lronitulstahp -> RE: Decoding women's body language (7/13/2008 8:16:00 AM)

i do all those things...whether talking to man, woman, child or furry babies[8D]....i am a born flirt. 



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