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LotusSong -> How to tell if you are married (7/13/2008 1:33:44 PM)
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love allnight long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didnt say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door
and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
(edited to correct spacing)
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