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proudsub -> RE: for all you golfers out there (7/27/2004 2:10:51 PM)
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LOL that's one i haven't heard before. Here are two that have been around but some may not of heard them:
A female golfer hits her ball into a cow pasture and it ends up in a cow's ass. Her husband goes to retrieve it, holds up the cow's tail and yells "this looks like yours dear!"
Two golfers each hit their balls into a meadow like waste area. The first one is in a batch of buttercups. When he hits it out he destroys some of the buttercups and Mother Nature says to him "no more butter for you". The other golfer's ball is in a batch of pussy willows. The first golfer yells to his buddy "don't hit it!"
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