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jlf1961 -> Great Movie But........... (7/15/2008 4:35:39 PM)
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You know those movies that you just love to watch, but there is something that kind of nags at you, just a bit?
Well here is my list and why.
13th Warrior. The track the cannibalistic uncool critters, and discover a cave, which has to be accessed by a rope bridge.
In stead of wandering all the way down inside the damn cave, why not roll a few casks of lamp oil down the damn thing, start a big fire at the mouth of the cave to draw out all the oxygen, and CUT THE DAMN ROPE BRIDGE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
There is an old axiom, you dont chase no bear into his cave unless you are REALLY stupid.
Not to mention, I dont care what the old soothsayer said, I would have taken every able bodied guy with me.
2. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Kevin Costner, Iowa farm boy accent, enough said.
3. Pirates of the Caribbean... look you know you cant trust Jack Sparrow, he is decidedly not acting at all like a self respecting pirate. He should have shackled Keira Knightley to a bed and had his way with her.
Sorry ladies, but pirates were not known for gentlemanly ways....
4. Alien. Look you got an acid drooling critter running around the ship, you dont go looking for no damn cat.
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