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sub4hire -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 6:00:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CMastersen

Well, in My sexual encounters I am a Master. Not a Dom, a Master!
But I just came from the Dentist where I did actually screem like a little girl.
I suppose I had better keep that a secret here!!


New to the lifestyle, eh?  So you're a master, meaning you can make a woman, any woman have multiple orgasms every single time you have sex?  You know every single erogenous zone there is on the human body and what to do with them?
You are claiming to be a master of the human body?

Or, are you just claiming to have a submissive who calls you master?  Because we all know a master is not a master unless they have someone to master.  So, have you mastered someone?

So, you cried like a baby...hmm ok.  How exactly does that make you any less of a man or a dominant?  Since everyone knows dominants are people to...wait...unless they are brand new and haven't learned that about people yet.

Your post just creates more questions for me than it does answers.




wandersalone -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 6:11:10 AM)

Just out of interest, would you consider yourself a bedroom dom/master (similar to a bedroom submissive) since you are a master during your sexual encounters?  I've never really thought about that before.

I don't blame you for screaming..... dentists are the only thing that scare me more than spiders!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: CMastersen

Well, in My sexual encounters I am a Master. Not a Dom, a Master!
But I just came from the Dentist where I did actually screem like a little girl.
I suppose I had better keep that a secret here!!




purepleasure -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 7:25:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh suuuuure...when the LoudOne does it it is cute...

when i do it i have to run for dear life.....



you are no longer allowed to run, under ANY circumstances, unless you are mummified in bubble wrap and all openings in your home are covered with at least 10" of styrofoam peanuts.




sirsholly -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 7:26:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh suuuuure...when the LoudOne does it it is cute...

when i do it i have to run for dear life.....



you are no longer allowed to run, under ANY circumstances, unless you are mummified in bubble wrap and all openings in your home are covered with at least 10" of styrofoam peanuts.


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VirginPotty -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 7:30:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh suuuuure...when the LoudOne does it it is cute...

when i do it i have to run for dear life.....



you are no longer allowed to run, under ANY circumstances, unless you are mummified in bubble wrap and all openings in your home are covered with at least 10" of styrofoam peanuts.


A-Freakin-MEN!




LadyRainfire -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 7:46:03 AM)

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DiurnalVampire -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 8:36:30 AM)

I am very Dominant.. except to insects. I do NOT care if someone think sit makes me less domly to be afraid of spiders, Im allergic to the little itches and I woud rather squeal and have someone else get rid of it (kiled or just thrown outside to go menace someone else) than worry about my reputation as a Dominant and get bitten and then go to the hospital.





PanthersMom -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 10:24:24 AM)

[sm=dunno.gif]i'm confused, are you bragging about your screeching in soprano at the dentist's office? 
PM




sunshinemiss -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 11:58:27 AM)

Hi Panther's Mom,
It's ok... I know what's happening... He wants us all to think that he can ummm what was it?  Oh yeah Dom the girlies in the bedroom who are actually fake orgasming so that they can get up and turn the Tonight Show on already, and he is a masochist in fact and is sexualizing his trip to the dentist, enjoying it, reveling in it... and ummm he wants me - or was it faery?  one of us to hit him like a girl... a hot bad ass girl..

that's how I read it.
sunshine




fluffypet61 -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 2:26:07 PM)

If a Master feels like screaming at the dentist ...go ahead.  However, MOST ADULTS and MANY CHILDREN have learned to control themselves or allow the dentist to use sedation of some sort.  In fact i don't remember ever hearing anyone scream in a dentist office.  At age 47 the OP should know better.  Get a grip.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 2:29:11 PM)

My dentist would either be deeply offended if I screamed, or else fall over laughing because he would KNOW that I was joking.  He's a great one for a laugh!




coupleowl -> RE: Master? (7/16/2008 2:31:42 PM)

I had a smart ass comment, but it's too easy; and a few other's beat me to it.




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