Nikolette -> RE: I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (7/16/2008 12:22:38 PM)
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panthersMom: Good in theory! It reminds me of an old Jewish story that my slave told me- this is it from my vague memory: An old farmer lived in his house with his wife and children and their children. He was annoyed at how noisey and loud they were, and frustrated with how crowded it was. He went to the Lord and asked him for help. He said: My life is so crazy, and terrible, can't you do something to make this better? More peaceful and calm. God replies--- I have a solution for you! First of all, move your children into the same room as you. The man does so and he's not less annoyed its even more frustrating, he doesn't even have privacy now! So he goes back to God and says: God, this isn't better? What are you thinking? God replies--- Oh. Well move the sheep into the house then. The man does so- but now he's not getting even a peep of sleep, those sheep are so obnoxious what with the Baahing and crap. So he goes back to God and whines: God, this is worse than ever, surely you can make my life peaceful! God anwers--- Certainly, move the chickens into the kitchen too. That will help! The man is wary of it, but complies and after only a day he can't stand the din going on and he's thinking of moving to the barn! And he returns to God and begs: God! Please! This isn't helping at all! I need to rest! So God replies: Invite your neighbors to stay over, and the other animals. That should do the trick. The man thinks this is aburd, but he will do anything at this point, so home he goes. He invites his neighbors, and he herds all the animals from the barnyard in. There is barely room to move and his head is about to explode! This is ridiculous! He returns to God, head hung and unable to keep his eyes open even, so tired is he. He asks God: This is worse than ever, what can I do? God says to him--- Send your neighbors home, and return the animals to their place. Put the children back into their own room. This will solve everything. The man goes home, he sends his neighbors away and has his children take the animals back into the yard and barn and then tells them to sleep in their rooms again. .... He stretches out on his bed and sighs in relief at how peaceful and calm his home is. Finally he's contented and at peace. ...... So in summery.... I'd totally do that if it wasn't illegal!
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