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Level -> RE: I am not ok. (7/16/2008 5:04:41 PM)
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As Winsome said, it's okay to be "not okay".
It takes time to get okay. Eventually, the pain subsides, and the love and good memories will remain.
A couple of jokes for you:
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who''s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''''What are all of those for?'''' The animal control officer says, ''''I''ll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'''' The man asks,''''What is the gun for?'''' The animal control officer responds, ''''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!''''''
A husband and wife entered the dentist''s office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don''t want gas or Novocain because I''m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""You''re a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name''s Roy. He''ll get all your hens pregnant. He''s a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It''s your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?" Roy says, "Quiet! They''re about to land!"
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