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Married guy with strange set of priorities - 7/17/2008 5:33:20 PM

StrongSpirit

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So John is invited to a bachelor party. His wife tells him to go out and have some fun, but not too much fun.

John's a pretty vanilla guy, so he isn't expecting much. He meets his friends at a bar, and head up to a hotel room. The best man has paid for some entertainment and these strippers are HOT. Pretty soon, everyone is having a great time.

While giving John a lap dance, the stripper leans in close and says "Hey baby, are you interested in something extra."

"What do you mean extra?" says John.

"Well, I don't normally do this, but in the right situation, there's a bedroom right over there and we could go back there and go all the way." says the stripper.

Now this girl is really going at it, but John isn't stupid, he knows she wants some cash. "So, uhm, how much for a fuck?"

"$500" says the stripper.

John thinks for a minute and says "Nah, my wife would never let me spend that much."

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RE: Married guy with strange set of priorities - 7/18/2008 11:26:28 AM

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which part is strange? staying faithful to his wife? saving money?

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RE: Married guy with strange set of priorities - 7/18/2008 5:40:54 PM

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He is not faithful to his wife. He was willing to have sex.

He is more concerned about his wife finding out he spent $500 than he is about his wife finding out he paid a hooker.

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RE: Married guy with strange set of priorities - 7/18/2008 11:06:24 PM

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You probably know the kind of people I do.

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