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If this is true.... - 7/18/2008 12:15:07 PM

jlf1961

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I received an email from an old friend of mine, he told me about a blind date he was set up with.

According to him, all of the following apply.
She was attractive, intelligent, great personality, wonderful sense of humor.

He was with the married couple that had set him up with the girl, in order to make the first meeting less stressful.

Everything went fine until the meal showed up. It seems the server was his blind date's ex's new girl friend. Ex evidently was seeing her prior to breaking up with blind date.

Blind date went nuts. She hit the server with a hot lobster, then proceeded to attack her with her bare hands. The police were called, blind date was arrested, one charge was violating a restraining order, the other assualt.

Later at a magistrates hearing, my friend heard the following exchange:

"Did you know that she (ex's girlfriend) was working there?"
"Hell yes you stupid son of a bitch, why do you think I suggested the place!"

She was held without bond and had a psych eval ordered.

My friend says he now has a big sign on his desk, "NO BLIND DATES."

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RE: If this is true.... - 7/18/2008 12:25:27 PM

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    This has nothing to do with it being a blind date   ( I've personally had several perfectly pleasant ones )  , and everything to do with the fact that this particular woman was using the situation to deal with some very "unfinished business" ( to put it mildly ) , and clearly has a couple screws loose ...

    Sounds like a scene from the Jerry Springer show - maybe they should call him !

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RE: If this is true.... - 7/18/2008 12:30:23 PM

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I have to agree that this has much less to do with it being a blind date than with issues this particular woman had. Sounds like a definite winner though on the list of worst dates ever! And what a waste of a perfectly good lobster.

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RE: If this is true.... - 7/18/2008 1:26:01 PM

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Actually, I wish my friend would have gotten it on video so he could post it on youtube.

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RE: If this is true.... - 7/18/2008 3:37:25 PM

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you couldn't post that, anyways. youtube community guidelines state,

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Here are some common-sense rules that will help you steer clear of trouble:
3) Graphic or gratuitous violence is not allowed. If your video shows someone getting hurt, attacked, or humiliated, don't post it.

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