LadyKestral
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1) Pushing limits does not mean making Mistress so angry the vein above her right eye throbs.
2) "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
3) "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
4) "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Mistress gives you an elaborate drink order.
5) Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
6) Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Mistress will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it... repeatedly.
7) "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
8) Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Mistress's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
9) Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Mistress asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
10) Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Mistress practices her Japanese rope work on you will try her patience, quickly.
11) Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
12) There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
13) Pretending Mistress's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
14) Repeatedly blowing out each candle Mistress lights during wax play will get you punished.
15) Checking Mistress's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
16) "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
17) Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
18) "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Mistress's flogger slips.
19) When Mistress pulls out her bullwhip and says she wants to play, she doesn't mean hide-and-seek...she will find you eventually.
20) "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say she is not pleased.
21) During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Master" when ordered to fetch something.
22) Adding "Maam" or "Mistress" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
23) Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy
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