Monkeyontuesday
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So, there were a couple of nuns one day that needed to paint the chapel. However, they didn't have anything to paint in and they didn't want to get their frocks dirty.
They sat around for a moment, pondering what to do, when they decided, "Well... Let's just strip down and paint it really fast and that'll be that!"
So they closed the windows and doors and began painting. They did a neat and efficient job, and right when they were almost done they heard a
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
on the door. They were terrified -- what now? They called out, "Who is it, please?"
A man's voice answered from the other side and said, "Blind man."
They looked at eachother and one said to the other, "It's just a blind guy.. He's probably here for lunch. Let's just let him in and finish up. He's blind -- he won't know the difference, anyway."
So they go unlock the doors and open them up for the man. He walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Now, where do you want these blinds?"
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