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Griswold -> RE: CB-2000 or 3000? (7/19/2008 5:30:50 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Gorgias
We've found a pretty reasonable CB-3000 that's actually around 30 bucks cheaper than the 2000 we were looking at. The thing is, I've heard that the 3000 was designed for larger cocks than the 2000, and mine's very below average when flaccid. Has anyone here tried both? How's the comfort? Visibility through clothes?
I have 3 patents to my name, and I'm currently working on the "CB2,473,017,923" (I had a very nice CB2,473,017,922, but it wouldn't stay hooked on the velcro loop)....which basically locks your pee pee into a never ending loop of welded metal (which requires you to look the other way and scream rather loudly when the welder comes in)...which wraps around your head about 3 times, then around your scrotum twice....and then requires a 7 page, notary signed document which ends up requiring you to vent rather loudly in a rather bent over position....necessitating you to choose between your current political leanings...and those they may wish you to ascribe to.
NBC wouldn't allow my planned advertising.
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