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Maury is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian shaman. The shaman says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can use it only once a year. All you have to do is say '123'; it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
Maury then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The shaman replies: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go down. But be warned: it will not work again for another full year!"
Maury rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Mrs. Maury. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and ly ing next to her, says, "123." He suddenly
becomes more aroused than any time in his life...just as the medicine man had promised.
Mrs. Maury, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
And that, my friends, is why you should not end a sentence with a preposition.
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