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Mercnbeth -> New Meds! (11/14/2005 9:59:04 AM)

The FDA list of new drugs currently in development.

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. (Disclaimer: This is being presented as HUMOR, and is not meant to represent ALL the people who enjoy country music and have pickup trucks.)

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.




Kindred2Evil -> RE: New Meds! (11/14/2005 10:23:31 AM)

Good Gods where do y'all find this stuf?????


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nonuts4thshoney -> RE: New Meds! (11/14/2005 10:33:16 AM)

You 2 always post the funniest stuff. i always end up sending them to my friends [:D]

Keep 'em coming [:D]




MadameDahlia -> RE: New Meds! (11/14/2005 2:11:56 PM)

Some of those words actually sound like they could be drugs.

Here's another...

Micoxafailin:

The generic Viagra.




windchymes -> RE: New Meds! (11/14/2005 7:35:40 PM)

I had heard it as "Micoxafloppin"[:D]

chymes




MadameDahlia -> RE: New Meds! (11/14/2005 10:17:59 PM)

Maybe one is the generic version of the other... even less brand name than Viagra.




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