What to do with a Dead Ass

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VadFarkas -> What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 6:16:50 AM)
Young Chuck bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day the farmer called Chuck and said, "Sorry son but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Chuck said, "Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Chuck now works in politics!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 6:23:22 AM)
BRILLIANT!!! LOL

VadFarkas -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 7:15:41 AM)
It runs in the family......Chuck's sister, having already downed a few power drinks, turned around, faced the guy sitting next to her, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking.... I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me." "I've been doing it ever since I got out of school and I just love it! " Eyes wide open with interest, he responded: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

GreedyTop -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 7:18:38 AM)
snortsnicker I need to send that to an attorney friend of mine..LOL

VadFarkas -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 7:24:07 AM)
One of my best friends is a Patent AttorneyI tell him it's 99% of your collogues that give the rest of you a bad name.

SlavesKeeper -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 8:24:49 AM)
Good one

GreedyTop -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/20/2008 9:31:26 AM)
LOL

spinninsweetness -> RE: What to do with a Dead Ass (7/21/2008 5:00:49 AM)
Hehe donkey!

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