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celticlord2112 -> It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 5:54:49 PM)

It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb





Daddysredhead -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 5:58:43 PM)

There's a law like this in several counties near where I live. 

If there was a law against sagging bewbies, then we'd have a real problem.  *giggles*




Thadius -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:08:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

If there was a law against sagging bewbies, then we'd have a real problem.  *giggles*


That's a government rebuilding plan that I wouldn't mind my tax dollars going for. [;)]




Strongmindbody -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:26:36 PM)

Does that cover women's thongs as well? If so, I'm agin' it!





thornhappy -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:32:37 PM)

I can see it now...court-ordered intervention to cure drooping bewbage.  They'd have certified bra-fitters and return court dates to prove the lack of droopiness....

thornhappy




Asherdelampyr -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:34:04 PM)

I could get certified :)




KCherry -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:40:20 PM)

I am certified, I vollenteer ^_^




CalifChick -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:45:26 PM)

So will there be interim measures, like men designated as "booby holders" to walk around holding them up for us?


Cali




camille65 -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 6:46:09 PM)

"Young adults in the village, like 21-year-old Joe Klomes, say the new law infringes on their personal style. He says leaders should instead spend money on making the area look nicer."

That made me laugh. The area would look much nicer without buttcracks and underwear showing from droopy drawers. I always think they look like a toddler with poopy pants.




Daddysredhead -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 7:30:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

Does that cover women's thongs as well? If so, I'm agin' it!


SMB, women's thongs don't cover much.  *giggles*

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return court dates to prove the lack of droopiness....


Those found to be non-compliant would be assigned Probation Officers and would have to attend court monitored therapy.

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I could get certified :)


You heard it here first folks, Asher is certifiable.  *hehehe*

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I am certified


KCherry is already past the certifiable stage.

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men designated as "booby holders" to walk around holding them up for us?


I had an old bf who used to stand behind me and do that around the house.  LOL... 

I also see this as the creation of new jobs, thus stimulating the economy.  =)

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The area would look much nicer without buttcracks and underwear showing from droopy drawers.


Community beautification at its finest hour.





DesFIP -> RE: It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb (7/20/2008 9:33:18 PM)

Works for me. I seem always to be yelling at the teen to pull up his pants.




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