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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 1:42:17 PM   
AquarianMale53


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Status: offline 		damn ... I've been here in redneck country for 9 years already and no one ever filled me in on proper pick up lines.  thank, now that I know I might have some luck

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 1:56:55 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 2:09:18 PM   
darchChylde


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I'd like to be the first to kiss your baby.


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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 2:28:35 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		DV has this line

"Nice shoes ................................. wanna fuck?"

and by god ... it works ... honest ...

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 2:42:32 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

DV has this line

"Nice shoes ................................. wanna fuck?"

and by god ... it works ... honest ...


Back in my punk days, "Nice boots, wanna fuck"  worked all the time on those little riot girls.  I've always loved sweet-faced women, covered with tattooes and piercings; especially when the apparently jaded young ladies could still blush daintily at some cleverly worded inuendo.


< Message edited by darchChylde -- 7/22/2008 2:47:58 PM >

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 2:50:50 PM   
SteelofUtah


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From: St George Utah
Status: offline 		My friend uses this one and on occasion believe it or not it actually works. I think it has more to do with him than what he says thought.

"I normally go for Hot chicks but you'll do, wanna buy me a drink"

I shit you not I have seen it work and was amazed and wondered about the girl in questions mental faculties.

Steel

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 3:11:14 PM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		One that always made me laugh...

"Hey wha say we ditch this family reunion and get busy at a motel"

Another
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"It's Sadie Hawkins day..wanna see if ya kin catch me?"

Poenkitten

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 3:41:23 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		lolol-all great ones yall added.....

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 4:26:07 PM   
darchChylde


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From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline 		Why don't i take you back behind the barn and love you like a sister?

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/23/2008 9:47:15 PM   
ITGirl68


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Status: offline 		These have all been great, but... y'all forget a classic (I have heard it used): "could you please check me for ticks?"

- Angel

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/25/2008 11:50:43 AM   
softness


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Status: offline 		http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/18/funny-pictures-been-a-cheeszburger-cause-i-cud-nom-you-all-night/

this one would totally get me into bed ... if I was a kitteh

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/26/2008 7:35:36 AM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Hey girl, git in the truck and let's go some place.

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/26/2008 7:42:46 AM   
DiurnalVampire


Posts: 8125
Joined: 1/19/2006
From: Nashville, TN
Status: offline 		Pickup lines at gamers conventions never work as planned
"You are by far the prettiest girl here" - not mentioning I was the only gurl there
"You so hot, Id let you frag me." Frag means kill in game... not as naughty as it sounded
"If we head back to my hotel room we can still remote into the games." Priorites...

DV


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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/26/2008 11:37:24 AM   
Monkeyontuesday


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Status: offline 		lulz. I <333 teh g33kz.

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/26/2008 11:42:11 AM   
DaddyChess


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Status: offline 		Too Funny...  I can just picture Larry the Calble guy sayin' dem... LOL

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/26/2008 12:36:10 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/18/funny-pictures-been-a-cheeszburger-cause-i-cud-nom-you-all-night/

this one would totally get me into bed ... if I was a kitteh


yeah, when i first saw this on icanhascheezburger.com ; i sent it to Ma'am as a comment on myspace


_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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