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Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 5:35:40 PM

Kalista07

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Additionally, yes i did in fact live underneath a rock previously. So, i've been having this 'issue'. He and i have talked about it a great deal. It revolves around sex. i have no idea what is 'normal' and what's not. For example, i have no idea how 'normal' couples communicate if one of them has a sexaul need...... Which, then leads me to more of my problem. Not only am i unable to have an orgasm, but i have no freaking idea how You are 'supposed' to masterbate. ugh.... Recently, out of great frustration, i ordered a 'rotating vibrator' thing? {WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE HERE}
So, after all this crap that i've posted on this thread, the bottom line question i have is well................how do You use it? i mean i get the idea of it, but.....
HELP!!!!!

Kali
[who's seriously convinced below her name it should say, FREAK!]

eta: the reason i posted this in the random stupidity section is because i feel so freaking stupid having to ask this.

< Message edited by Kalista07 -- 7/21/2008 5:51:40 PM >

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 5:48:25 PM

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Awwww poor Kali.

I am not positive what a "rotating vibrator" is without a picture. But for masturbating. . .

My suggestion. . .

Either lay down on your bed or in a warm bath, and then explore your pink bits. Figure out what feels good. Repeat. Use different pressures and strokes. Repeat what feels good to you.

Above all: RELAX

Do not worry so much about having the orgasm. Get comfortable touching and loving yourself. Learn how ALL your pink bits feel. Experiment. Have fun.

Repeat.

. . . . You might even try getting a mirror out so that you can look down there and see what it ALL looks like. . . .

Best of luck!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:04:52 PM

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Aylee,
Seriously......YOU ROCK!!!!!!

i love ya,
Kali

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:08:13 PM

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wonderful advice, Aylee *hugs*

Have FUN,Kali!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:09:19 PM

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quote:

her name it should say, FREAK!]

join my club!!!!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:11:34 PM

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Ya know. . . you could have just borrowed my copy of "The Joy of Sex," when you visited me!

You might look into purchasing this book: Good Vibrations Guide to Sex

Or find a copy in a used book store or such. It is an AWESOME book. So is their store, and they are most helpful!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:12:41 PM

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no advice about the vibe....just wanted to tell you that you are SO freaking far from stupid....

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:13:11 PM

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What can I say. . .

I am occasionally good for something, other than beating the hell out of my s-type. LOL

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:23:30 PM

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Where was the stupid part? I am WAITING!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:43:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

no advice about the vibe....just wanted to tell you that you are SO freaking far from stupid....

stop shaking me so fast goddammit

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:46:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Where was the stupid part? I am WAITING!

I think that she forgot that this is more difficult for females because our bits are NOT hanging out there all pink and nekkid.

A HUGE percentage of females need instruction in this.

Someone should nuke Clinton for firing Elders!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:48:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Where was the stupid part? I am WAITING!

I think that she forgot that this is more difficult for females because our bits are NOT hanging out there all pink and nekkid.

A HUGE percentage of females need instruction in this.

Someone should nuke Clinton for firing Elders!

Exactly! I was waiting for a story on how she put salt in her cornflakes or something, not a NORMAL thing. Kali! Tell us how you mixed white and colored laundry already!!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/21/2008 6:56:57 PM

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Kali, I used to sell stuff for Passion Parties, and if what you are describing as a rotating vibrator is what I think it is - is this it?
http://www.adameve.com/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/sp-rotating-rabbit-vibrator-9827.aspx If yes, then the end of the shaft rotates in a circular motion, which rubs the inside of the vaginal walls on all sides.

What Aylee says is true, just find a nice, private place to relax and get to know "you" down there. It's ok to touch, explore, use mirrors, and get all up-close and personal with your "stuff." Don't fret it, just make some time to see what kind of touch makes you feel the happiest. Then you go from there. No pressure. It's just you.

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 7:35:37 AM

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You are going to LOVE the little rabbit ears bit! Who cares about the rotating shaft thingie.

er..anyway so I heard!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 7:47:23 AM

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First you're not stupid. The key is finding what works for you. If YOU dont know what spot is the magic one, someone else finding it is almost impossible. But my recommendation is not to start with toys, especially vibrating ones. Once you get used to a certain sensation for orgasm, thats what your body will respond to, and I have yet to find a man (or woman) with a naturally vibrating tongue or umm dangly bit. The tub is a good place to experiment, because you're warm and relaxed. Turn off the phone, lock the door, put out the Do Not Disturb sign, whatever to make sure you're uninterrupted. Get some lube so things ummm slide easier. Make love to yourself and you just might be surprised. Good Luck!!!

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 7:56:26 AM

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You are not stupid!!

This book can be pretty helpful:
http://www.amazon.com/Yourself-Fulfillment-Female-Sexuality/dp/0451202007

also, something else that can feel really nice is using a shower massager...in any way that just feels good to you.

For me it is important to focus on pleasure; and not the outcome.

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 7:59:28 AM

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Here are a few links to help you out... and as mentioned before, RELAX!

http://www.coolnurse.com/masturbation_howto.htm

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/ht/masturbatewomen.htm

http://www.icame.com/female-sexuality/female-masturbation/female-masturbation-how-techniques-tips

You don't HAVE to use your buzzy friend when first starting. But, when you're ready to introduce him into your "self-loving" time, you will know exactly what to do with him, as you use him to lightly caress the outer folds of your flower, perhaps teasing the bud of your clitoris gently... until you desire him to explore the dusky dampness of your femininity. You may or may not allow him to tease and tantalize the opening of your female essence. Perhaps you want him to explore your deepest, most secret places as he hums his happy song... probing you around... and around... the vibrations coaxing you to a higher plane of arousal. Until his humming melds with your excited moans and the sweet sounds of your passion erupt in the musky sweetness of nectar flowing from your heated body.

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 8:06:12 AM

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Kali you are weird and odd and unusual and strange.

You're all these things because you have the exceptional (hence weird and odd and unusual and strange) common sense to raise a question which matters. Hugs you for it.

From a male perspective I can so sympathise with you - it is so so difficult for us blokes to work out where the relevant girly bits are, let alone make them work properly. And even when you think you've worked out where the silly little clitoris is, it can take forever to evoke those satisfying groans of pleasure. And as for the elusive G-spot, don't start me! But worse than that, it appears that girls are all different - the simple basics are similar but the detailed operating dynamics are different.

Just remember how very very very many girls end up faking it. Seems to me you have started along the road which may lead you to being one of the admired few who don't have to.

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 8:11:09 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

You don't HAVE to use your Sundowner when first starting. But, when you're ready to introduce him into your "self-loving" time, you will know exactly what to do with him, as you use him to lightly caress the outer folds of your flower, perhaps teasing the bud of your clitoris gently... until you desire him to explore the dusky dampness of your femininity. You may or may not allow him to tease and tantalize the opening of your female essence. Perhaps you want him to explore your deepest, most secret places as he hums his happy song... probing you around... and around... the vibrations coaxing you to a higher plane of arousal. Until his humming melds with your excited moans and the sweet sounds of your passion erupt in the musky sweetness of nectar flowing from your heated body.

er ... peachy? I just think the re-write works so well.

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RE: Okay, yes i am really this stupid. - 7/22/2008 8:16:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

You don't HAVE to use your Sundowner when first starting. But, when you're ready to introduce him into your "self-loving" time, you will know exactly what to do with him, as you use him to lightly caress the outer folds of your flower, perhaps teasing the bud of your clitoris gently... until you desire him to explore the dusky dampness of your femininity. You may or may not allow him to tease and tantalize the opening of your female essence. Perhaps you want him to explore your deepest, most secret places as he hums his happy song... probing you around... and around... the vibrations coaxing you to a higher plane of arousal. Until his humming melds with your excited moans and the sweet sounds of your passion erupt in the musky sweetness of nectar flowing from your heated body.

er ... peachy? I just think the re-write works so well.

That it does, Mr. Sundowner. lol

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