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Lynnxz -> WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 6:08:04 AM)

Someone please tell me this is a joke. O.o

*Is squicked*

www.rent-a-dildo.com




favesclava -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 6:41:49 AM)

EEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




opposingtwilight -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 6:42:48 AM)

It looks too "cute" to be real.




purepleasure -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:27:16 AM)

I thought that was going to be a mr. fix-it kind of site for women whose husbands won't do home repairs.





christine1 -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:29:17 AM)

rofl pure!




christine1 -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:31:57 AM)

ew, how would you like to be the person that opens up the returned toys and has to clean them?  that's just nasty!




purepleasure -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:39:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

ew, how would you like to be the person that opens up the returned toys and has to clean them?  that's just nasty!


[sm=eeew.gif][sm=mop.gif]  don't forget the clorox wipes!




spinninsweetness -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:50:00 AM)

*chokes will vomiting*

Seriously..... seriously..... words cannot express here




Lynnxz -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 7:57:50 AM)

So many amazing quotes on this site!

'Each toy is tested for quality and performance before it is added to our collection.'

'All sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning'

'To us, a frequent Rent-A-Dildo user is a satisfied Rent-A-Dildo user."

Hahahahaha... o dear




virgini970 -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 8:45:28 AM)

that can not be real who would even rent a sex toy ewwwwwwww




boytoy4female -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 8:55:15 AM)

True story...Went to a yard sale and there was a gymn bag full of sex toys...What the F*x&!




Lynnxz -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 9:17:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: boytoy4female

True story...Went to a yard sale and there was a gymn bag full of sex toys...What the F*x&!


AHH! NO! WHY do people think this is a good idea?

Thats a whole bag of aids right there... I had a man offer me a *gift* once... .turned out to be a HUGE fucking bag of MASSIVE dildos, complete with pics of them in his former girl.

Yes, thanks, I'll pass. They were all chucked immediately into a dumpster, altho I wish I'd mounted the suction one on the back of his car before he left.

What's with guys keeping toys in dirty ass gym bags?




ResidentSadist -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 10:21:14 AM)

me tinks Ima havta pass on the secondhand shit & cum coated toys . . .

Here is something scary, what if it's not a joke? 




darchChylde -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 10:49:18 AM)

i couldn't find anything on Snopes.com, where i usually look up stuff like this; even though it's not an urban legend or net rumor, it sort of applies.  But at http://www.museumofhoaxes.com, i found this blog
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Rent A Dildo I've commented on weird rental services before, but this is easily the weirdest yet. It's Rent a Dildo. It's like Netflix for sex toys. Not something many people would want to use second-hand. The site is very well designed and professional looking (though the topic itself makes it not safe for work). However when you try to sign up you read that "Though we are not yet signing up paying customers, we are testing the service with a limited number of beta users." This is code for "This is a hoax". (Thanks to Iain for the link)
While I'm on the subject of sex hoaxes, also check out Abstinence Only, a site that "offers abstinence-only education based on the strictest most literal interpretations of the Bible" (it's also NSFW). Turns out you can do quite a lot while remaining 'abstinent'.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/archive/2005/04/P30/
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Now, further reading on the rent-a-dildo site brought me to this humorous notice

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Notice to Customers:
Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys
9/27/2005
Effective immediately, we will cease lending anal sex toys to customers. This includes butt plugs, anal beads, anal probes, and dual-penetration dildos. If you currently have one of these types of rental toys, you may keep it without charge as a courtesy accommodation.
We have taken this step due to concerns raised by health officials about the possible spread of fecal-borne disease. Please note, we are confident that our patent-pending cleaning process is sufficient to sterilize toys, even after extensive inter-anal use, and no infections have been reported by our customers. However, we have decided to err on the side of caution by eliminating anal toys from our rental inventory.
As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy.
We appreciate your cooperation with this new protocol and your continued patronage of our sex toy rental service.
________________________________



Now, i present for your surfing pleasure:  http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page




backseatbebe -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 11:21:17 AM)

AHahaaaaaaaaaahahaaaa oh my




ominousdominus -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (7/23/2008 1:38:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


" altho I wish I'd mounted the suction one on the back of his car before he left."



That would have been CLASSIC. LOL




DaddyChess -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (8/4/2008 10:13:50 AM)

LOL.. it looks real.. hmmm  try before you buy?  Has it been sanitaized??  ::: shudders :::: 




BlackPhx -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (8/4/2008 3:10:18 PM)

I Laughed when I checked it out as it was obviously a hoax..but, then again you would be surprised at how many people don't stop and think about the toys they are using. I have seen people borrow toys at play Parties, and Dungeons, e.g. cat of nines and chain floggers never stopping to think that they abraid flesh and can harbor and transmit germs. I also don't see a lot of people wiping down equipment with disinfectant before climbing on it and moaning in ecstacy.

I carry my own wipes and have my own toys. Everything we have save the St. Andrews has been used only on me.

poenkittten




GimpinDenial -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (8/29/2008 2:38:36 PM)

So..I can rent a ...uh..Jenna uh...erm...( here at the bottom )
I think I would rather use my hand...with cow flop as lube...ech




Vendaval -> RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo (8/29/2008 3:04:02 PM)

EEEEWWWW!!!!  [:'(]




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