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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he
sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think
of women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.'
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