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darchChylde -> Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:31:05 PM)
I went onto the Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and typed in my first name and the different parts of my username. __________________________ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oren 1. Oren Really really jewish That's so Oren. 2. oren What you call a person who loves illegal things and refuses to admit their true Jewishness. They're nice and funny though! Don't be such an Oren about it, you're Jewish! Admit it! 3. Oren This name is given when the predicted height of a child is shorter than the average height. Someone who is named Oren is short. Flat out simple. Your name is Oren because you are short! __________________________ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=darch 1. darch Marijuana. It is the plant that is a halucinogen. Can make people die if used wrong. "I'm getting some darch yo. It's going to cost $20." "Koo Koo. Get me some." 2. Darch 1. Big toe 2. Slang for camel toe Dude, I smashed my darch. Did you see the darch on the chick? ____________________ There was nothing for chylde, so there you go... that's me in slang. Gee, i didn't know i was a short jewish criminal marijauna cameltoe. Note: i understand many would not want to use their real names and post the results here; no biggie, but still look into it for your own amusement. Also, the format they use makes it tedius to cut and paste to here; you might have to type it out yourself. If no one participates, big deal; but i was just curious what others came up with.

Lynnxz -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:42:03 PM)
Haha! Holy crap, you found a use for Urban Dictonary... I'm very impressed Darch XD Lynn- A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged. Question: What happened last night in Lynn? A:Murder during drug deal gone bad B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs E:All of the Above Answer: E of course All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation Kelley- The truly Irish surname, generally refers to the nature loving irish who are not only good looking but extremely witty. Ha! I am a shitty town, but a twue Irish girl! - Ha, I looked up my real name and got.... One who is a huge ass scank, she will sleep with men for a 40oz, She resembles a fuckin Hippo. and i mean thats fuckin huge...their vagina's probably are about the same size i mean you could scream next to it and you will hear an echo. But besides the vagina part they are highly attractive beasts...NOT! But all jokes aside this whore is fat, blonde, my left nut has a higher IQ, and they call the County of "Jefferson" their home. ..Thats pretty typical of UD :P

Lumus -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:52:01 PM)
1. Todd Means death in German. "Lumus" isn't defined yet. I am the Unknown Death. I think that means I'm a superhero, like Donnie Darko. [See? Even UD can't define me. I'm still waiting to see what else pops up as suggestions on the All Suggestions Welcome thread I had Rain start...]

cravesdom -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:52:53 PM)
1. deanna - divine or beautiful. That waterfall sure is deanna. 2. Deanna - Beautiful waters. A peaceful land surrounded or embodied by devine waters. Serenity. "this place is sooo deanna." "It's like my own little slice of Heaven" 3. deanna - a small, baby cow. heifer if you will. wow you look like a total deanna in that dress. if i was you i would go and change into something that would make you look skinnier. 1. crave - to have an overwhelming desire and need for a certain thing. it may be a person, a feeling or a food i craved for him. every moment we were away just intensified that feeling. 2. crave - someone who skreams at a ballbag and gets excited when they dance in a green anorak nikki's a crave 1. dom - n. Short for "Dominant." The dominant person in a BDSM relationship or encounter. She's looking for a dom who has knowledge of tying complicated knots. 2. Dom - Dirty Old Man. Those people you meet at family gathering and in various public places. They might ask for little girls to join them on their laps. You can tell by the looks of them they just are perverted old men. The Doms in the park hit on my 9 year old sister. 3. 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-methylamphetamine I completely tripped face on DOM at Burning Man...it was better than a 10-strip! OK, so I am either either beautiful and divine or a heifer who desires a Dominant, a dirty old man, or psychedelic drugs. Nice. There were a lot of other definitions for dom by the way, but I ran out of patience to put them all here, so these are just the top 3! That was interesting! Thanks darch.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:55:09 PM)
1. asher Handsome Pretty Man

SweetNika -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:57:12 PM)
1. sweet Something that is awesome 2.sweet Adj. An intensive used to express satisfaction, acceptance, pleasure, excellence, exaltation, approval, awe, or reverence. When used individually, the level of satisfaction expressed is most often directly proportionate to the duration of the vowel sound. 3. sweetA word girls use to try and subtley say she doesn't like a guy 4. sweet nice, pleasant, endearing, likable, non-threatening 1. Nika A cute little loli who likes to frequent GB forums .

christine1 -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 12:59:17 PM)
Christine A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity If I only had Christine, I could do anything! Christine 1983 movie about the car that came alive and tore shit up. killed tons of people, and was an overall badass. Hell hath no Fury...like Christine. i kind of like the 2nd one lol.

subtee -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:03:55 PM)
TEE An acronym standing for "Total Erection Explosion". Used to signify the intense arousal of a man. Ohhhh man. That bitch made me TEE off! I almost blasted it. Awwww, I'm TEEin' off. Don't look guys.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:09:22 PM)
Oh my! LOL! 1. Monica Slang term for a woman who enjoys sucking a man's genitals. See Monica Lewinski Girl: "I like sucking cocks!" Guy: "Is your name Monica?" 2. Monica the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

pissthirstysub -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:10:27 PM)
Appearantly, my name is also the name of some disliked girls. I did find the word Pisser Sister.

impishlilhellcat -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:13:53 PM)
1. Brina A very hot girl. Loved by many. Hated my few. Alex. for instance that little.thing. loved by skyler hill.:-D 2. Brina A very tiny girl that is a hippie, that wares old grandma shoes. Impish The Person who is very mischevious,nauthy and it also means Rascally. Impish Eyes Impish Deeds Hellcat A hawt punk or alternative chick. Hellcat A giant shlong fest in which dirtbags come together and box each other due to their small penises. It also consists of drinking, smoking weed, and losing as much brain cells as they can and becoming the biggest dirtbags ever (even though they already are). Most people who attend like cock in the ass and are stupid as shit but think they're cool. "Dude you going to hellcat friday? It's gunna be awesome, we're smoking weed and boxing" "Yeah, deff man. I wouldn't miss it cause i love getting my fudge packed"

SteelofUtah -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:16:32 PM)
My Real Name is Daniel I kinda like the way that name is defined up to the 3 place after it gets mean. 1. daniel Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness. (Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there? (Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt? (Friend) No. (Other friend) Then it's not Daniel. 2. daniel word used for guys who confuse chicks beyond confuzzlement. when a guy is reffered to as a daniel, he has probably confuzzled a chick by saying that he likes her, while he also likes another girl at the same time, and does nohing about the situation. then he might go and post a cute,sweet comment somewhere, such as bebo, for the confuzzled girl. this leaves her even more confuzzled. he never talks to her again and leavs her as a mess for her bestfriend to clean up and fix! he pulled a daniel on poor louise. 3. Daniel This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:18:51 PM)
You are the answer to everything?

Lumus -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:28:15 PM)
He is, oh angry desperate undesirable... quote: original: UrbanDictionary piss 1. urine 2. odd referrence to a fire ant 3. anger thirsty 1. Too eager to get something (especially play) 2. Desperate sub 1. If you would prefer to add a submarine sandwich then have sex with someone, they are a "sub". Slanderous term as you are insinuating that they are undesirable in comparison to eating food...

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:30:09 PM)
Ok, so using my real name... i'm a princess... (Like, omg, yay!) i'm the hottest girl in the known universe (Ha! i don't know about that one, but ok...) who likes taking it from behind... (blush) i'm a girl who takes life as it comes (mostly true, yes), has relationship issues (hmm, not necessarily), and falls in love easily (yup yup)... i'm also a worthless queer who walks around jacking off to ducks mating (eww) and also a thing that creeps around and does girls with a strap-on (double eww... and i haven't even been near a strap-on yet...) i'm also known as having a "stick up my rear end"... (i know i can be a tad bit anal about things sometimes, but sheesh...) i'm also (and this is wtf? [>:]) a man who sits at home with pictures of chipmunks and old ladies... i'm also a white-sniffable substance... (i'm soooo not going there...) i'm also a piece of food stuck between your teeth... (eww...) Using my middle name... i'm an attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name... (aww, now you're gonna make me blush...) i'm also a shortcut or shorter route on the way to a destination... (ok, so maybe i've taken a few shortcuts in my time, but they were worth it...) i'm also a very unfortunate name to have... if i were (it says under, but i'm thinking they meant over) the age of 50... (something about a bedpan... eww) Using my last name... i'm either continually smoking, stoned, or flirting... (no, no, yes!) i'm also a very serious athlete who complains about anything and everything... (hmm, ok..no, i don't complain that much) i'm also someone who has been blown off by someone (no sexual pun intended, lol) (i.e. like for a meeting or event)... (sigh) Using "dream"... i'm something almost or impossible... i'm an acronym... Drugs Rule Everything Around Me...(and yet another drug reference, sheesh!) i'm a mixture of dribble and cream from the nether regions... (oh really? i must taste sweet then, blush) i'm the name of a Japanese band who wrote a song for the anime InuYasha... (i thought that sounded familiar, [;)]) i'm that band of teenage girls affiliated with P.Diddy, or the opposite of street-cred and real music... (Diddy's take it or leave it in my book, so meh... and what is this "real" music you speak of? O.o) i'm also a legendary father of Bud and Tun who instills fear in everyone... (no idea who Bud and Tun are, but instilling fear in everyone... is that job still open? [sm=angel.gif]) Edited to fix spelling.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:38:08 PM)
This is true, I often think of myself as a fire ant so desperate for Subway that I would chose the sandwich over sex.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:39:32 PM)
theres 16 things with my name...i only post 7. 1. Willow, character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. With awesome witch power. Tried to destroy the world. Isn't Willow the best? 2. verb: The act of placing an unwanted child in a makeshift raft and sending it downriver. As seen in the 1988 film. "Hey... I hear Jessie finally did the right thing and willowed that little shit kid of hers, bout time!" "Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit." 3. To be suspected as wanting some girl on girl action; to be flirty with the girls; to be gay Kat: She's more than a little Willow don't you think? Sare: I think you're right. She's got Rosenberg written all over her. 4. A girl who is an absolute sex goddess. That girl I was with last night was an absolute Willow! 5. the nicest girl you will ever meet, except when you piss her off. She is the person i really care about but she doesn't know it Willow is so beautiful 7. To have intercourse with, to engage in sexual acts with. Also meaning to take to "willow pass", an abstract way of saying taking a nice looking girl somewhere secluded to bone.Elliott: Hey man, did you take Jessie to willow pass last night? Ben: Yeah man, took her deep into the willows, willowed her until three in the morning!

SteelofUtah -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:41:55 PM)
I just went and definded SteelofUtah am now waiting for it to be approved and then made a part of the Urban Dictionary. Steel

LadyPact -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 1:53:14 PM)
I had to do some work getting Mine. Real name came up as to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover. And, of course the scene name, which was two separate words. Lady - masterpeice created by god... and Pact. The pact is a sacred, spiritual force that is used to prove honesty. It is extremely useful and wide spread.

earthycouple -> RE: Look Yourself Up on Urban Dictionary (7/23/2008 2:03:43 PM)
hehe... . Donna <Italian> Donna <English> Woman La donna = The woman 2. donna The female version of a "don". The (wo)man, the shit, pimpstress, playette, things of that nature. On the contrary, to be a donna you must be very good looking/have dumps like a truck. LL is the don, but Kimber's got dumps like a truck. she's the donna, fasho. don donna kimber pimpstress pimp 3. donna A term used to describe people (mostly girls) who are lesbian. This word is derived from the Latin root (don) which also means lesbian.

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