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curios1 -> A List Of Clues For CyberDoms Who Want To Impress (11/15/2005 7:19:52 AM)
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A List Of Clues For CyberDoms Who Want To Impress
--CBT is NOT a cable channel.
--A cock ring is NOT where you go to watch cock fighting.
--Dom is not necessarily short for Dominic.
--Into English does NOT mean you serve tea and crumpets.
--There's more to being a DM than running a D&D game.
--Cropping is not necessarily trimming a photo.
--Topping does not necessarily refer to what you order on your pizza.
--Subs are not always the substitute teachers.
--You don't throw away the ping pong paddles when you get rid of the table.
--There's a lot more to waxing than putting a good finish on your car.
--Knife play is not advanced juggling.
--Stocks have been used since the 17th century.
--When I say suspension, I am not referring to the undercarriage of your car.
--The Leather Nation is not a gang of beer-guzzling, unshaven, long-haired bikers.
--KY Jelly is not jam from Kentucky.
--Ball gag is not what happens when she deep-throats you.
--24/7 does not refer to the hours of the corner 7-11.
--Spreader bars are not where fat people go for drinks.
--Drag queen doesn't refer to women who race cars.
--When people in the scene refer to scat, it has absolutely nothing to with Ella's vocals.
--Subs are not grinders, although they can be bitten and eaten.
--Tops are not necessarily the toys you outgrew as a kid.
--Masters does NOT always refer to works by dead artists. It isn't always a golf tournament, either.
--Caning on-line has very little to do with fixing a wicker chair.
--Vampire gloves are not a +2 gauntlet in your fantasy RPG.
--Subs have a tendency to go down, but we are not talking about Hunt for Red October here.
--If someone says they're a switch, odds are it has nothing to do with the way they bat.
--Water sports does not necessarily refer to surfing, swimming or water polo.
--Origami is not the real name for japanese bondage.
--A safeword is not a politically correct term.
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