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JulieorSarah -> Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 2:07:17 AM)

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world,
but how can I be sure?'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never
had it confirmed.'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous
and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world. '

And Brad Pitt walked up with a smile 'well its true, the mirror told me
that I am the sexiest man alive ... '

Next was Angelina ..... she lifted her sad face and said.......


'Who in the hell is JulieorSarah?'




RuheMaus -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 2:09:12 AM)

Cute! ;)




SteelofUtah -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 9:06:05 AM)

And yet no one can confirm that answer.

I think something is fishy her.

Steel




GreedyTop -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 9:16:25 AM)

lol




StrongSpirit -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 8:13:23 PM)

OK, it took me like an hour to get this joke, but I finally did.  

Very funny.




JulieorSarah -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/24/2008 11:44:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

And yet no one can confirm that answer.

I think something is fishy her.

Steel


Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, and i'm beholdin' the eye! 
or rather the Mirror .. it is a joke
JulieorSarah




HeavansKeeper -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/25/2008 3:26:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: StrongSpirit

OK, it took me like an hour to get this joke, but I finally did.  

Very funny.



I gave it 15 seconds. I don't get it. Explain please =(

Edit...

Heh.... Took 17 seconds for me.




Saratov -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/25/2008 8:01:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, and i'm beholdin' the eye! 
or rather the Mirror .. it is a joke
JulieorSarah


[8|] And here all this time I thought the phrase was ...in the yey of the beer holder. [:-]




DaddyChess -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/26/2008 12:55:52 PM)

JulieorSarah is the poster of the joke....




sirsholly -> RE: Shrek, Angelina and Brad were .. (7/26/2008 12:58:14 PM)

ol Angelina is getting a real workout here lately....




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