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JulieorSarah -> The Working Woman's way (7/24/2008 2:22:27 AM)

Translation before we start ... Margaret Fulton was a cooking guru in Australia in the 50s and 60s
 
Margaret Fulton's way: Stuff miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Working Woman's way: Just suck the ice-cream out of the bottom of the cone for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!!

Margaret Fulton's: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Working Woman's: Woolworths sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Margaret Fulton's: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
Working Woman's: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, tough! Recite the Working Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Margaret Fulton's: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting it in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Working Woman's: It could keep forever. Who eats it??

Margaret Fulton's: Cure for headaches. Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your fore-head. The throbbing will go away.
Working Woman's: Cure for headaches. Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in a double vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care!

AND FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT TIP......

Margaret Fulton's: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Working Woman's: Left over wine???  - HELLO!!!????




BlackPhx -> RE: The Working Woman's way (7/24/2008 1:23:56 PM)

Is it bad that I have left over wine? (giggle)

poenkitten (who uses it when roasting a chicken instead of beer)




Saratov -> RE: The Working Woman's way (7/24/2008 4:40:45 PM)

[sm=wtf.gif]You shove a wine bottle in the chicken before you put it in the oven?!? [sm=Groaner.gif]




BlackPhx -> RE: The Working Woman's way (7/25/2008 9:09:14 AM)

Grins..No a soda can filled with wine..it steams into the flesh and gives it a wonderful flavor while keeping the bird moist. You roast the bird standing up..but then there are an awful lot of things you can do with fowl that resemble practise for BDSM as well. Slowly inserting a hand deep inside its belly and rubbing (herbs and spices), stuffing it with interesting things ( stuffin, fruit, cans with wine or beer), you massage the flesh with oil or butter...and nothing like beating a chicken breast flat for scallopine.

Poenkitten grinning evily[:D]




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