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Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 8:37:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a RedNeck if your nipple clamps are used as your classy earnings when you go to dinner at the fine diner at the highway jct..........


So...... What do you think might be a redneck?

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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 8:51:53 PM   
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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 9:00:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Would dual purposing of fuel lines for enemas qualify?

Or how about broken fan belts for make shift floggers?

See the 12 cars on the front lawn do come in handy.

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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 9:25:49 PM   
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if you just had your throat cut....wait...that would mean you'd have a redneck.

if you think tranny...still means transmission..a car part.





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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 9:58:22 PM   
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your whipping post has three pitbulls tied to it most of the day ....

suspension play means cutting coils off the springs to lower the ride ......

your St Andrews cross doubles up as a prop for clan meetings ........

you sub/slave/pet calls you Bubba .......

watersports mean breaking out the slip and slide in the back yard .......

knife play takes three days just to decide which one to use .....

hot and cold means jumping in and out of the truck on a summers day, its the only place the AC works .....

sensation play means sleeping on your own arm until it goes dead .... it feels like somebody else is playing with you and thats a new sensation .....

pushing her limits means she's the one who gets out and pushes the truck to the gas station .....



I'm sure I've offended someone in there ... so I'll quit before it gets too hot around here ;)








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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/24/2008 10:12:23 PM   
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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/25/2008 9:24:38 AM   
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If the reason the girl gets hosed down in the back yard is because there are engine parts in the tub

If you spank your girl for pleasure and correction...... Because daughters need to learn boundries.

If you owned a bull whip before you thought they were kinky.

If you always have to set down your beer to pick up your flogger.


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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/25/2008 3:47:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah



If the reason the girl gets hosed down in the back yard is because there are engine parts in the tub




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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/25/2008 4:15:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		If your nipple clamps used to be a set of jumper cables.......

If your safe word is followed by "y'all"......

If you made a latex suit out of used tire inner tubes.......

When someone mentions "munch", and you think about eating pork rinds and corn dogs.......

If your paddling bench is made from cinder blocks and the backseat of a 78 Nova......

If your bondage table has more legs than your dog ......

If you made a chastity device from beer can tabs and barbed wire.....

If you think a 'redneck' is someone who wore their collar too tight.....


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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/25/2008 10:31:05 PM   
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...watersports mean breaking out the slip and slide in the back yard .......

If you think watersports involves a waterbed...

(maybe?  yes?) 

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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/25/2008 11:44:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		nope im not really red necked unless u count sunburns and punishments as part of being red necked or red assed LOL


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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/26/2008 4:29:36 AM   
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If your safe word is followed by "y'all"......



That one made me LOL Windchymes


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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/31/2008 12:37:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		If you your collar and leash do double duty between your slave and your ummm... canine.  yeah, you might be a redneck...

just saying.

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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/31/2008 4:57:13 AM   
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If you made a latex suit out of used tire inner tubes.......



Um, guilty

i'd probably have a bunch of other examples to add, except that they just seemed like good ideas at the time...



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RE: Are you a Redneck?! - 7/31/2008 4:06:13 PM   
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If your paddling bench is made from cinder blocks and the backseat of a 78 Nova......



I think I have to hit a salvage yard!

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