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Sundowner -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 8:38:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Gosh Sundowner... was I encouraging Rain and Holly?  I had no idea...sighs, this place is so confusing.  Maybe I need a cyber collar of protection from some big strong dom to protect me from all of these evil evil influences? I would of course be happy to type L/like T/this T/to S/show M/my T/true S/submission.  [;)]



Sheesh Wanders - amazingly I just happen to be a big strong dom! (Well 1 out of 3 isn't bad). What a fortunate coincidence! I'm off to find a collar made of finest cyber.  [sm=smile.gif]

You would, of course, need to change your font and select pink. (And did you mean "twue" S/submission?).




sirsholly -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 8:41:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone



Gosh Sundowner... was I encouraging Rain and Holly? 



hate to tell ya this Wanders...but now all of CollarChat blames Rain and I on ...YOU!!!!!




wandersalone -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 8:48:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Sheesh Wanders - amazingly I just happen to be a big strong dom! (Well 1 out of 3 isn't bad). What a fortunate coincidence! I'm off to find a collar made of finest cyber.  [sm=smile.gif]

You would, of course, need to change your font and select pink. (And did you mean "twue" S/submission?).


Woohoo.... after all of these years I finally get a protection collar.  I would like the finest cyber diamond collar you can find please Sundowner.  Oh and don't forget to spell my name correctly when rewriting your will, and you do have the extra super duper health insurance cover right?  Will my plane ticket be in the mail?

ps. Yep I only do twue submission for the extra domly types (such as yourself)




wandersalone -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 8:52:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
hate to tell ya this Wanders...but now all of CollarChat blames Rain and I on ...YOU!!!!!


And you wonder why I needed a protector.... Sundowner is going to read and respond to every email I receive cursing me for eternity for unleashing you two on the forums.  Who knew I was so powerful?!  I hope he has a lot of spare time.




Sundowner -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 8:59:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Woohoo.... after all of these years I finally get a protection collar.  I would like the finest cyber diamond collar you can find please Sundowner.  Oh and don't forget to spell my name correctly when rewriting your will, and you do have the extra super duper health insurance cover right?  Will my plane ticket be in the mail?

ps. Yep I only do twue submission for the extra domly types (such as yourself)



Oh bums - you mean you didn't get the ticket? <sighs> By the time I'd commisssioned the collar style you wanted and sorted out the health cover I had to spend a week on the street corner sucking men's dicks to earn the cost of the ticket.

Ah well. Back on the streets for me.   [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0542.gif[/image]     (And I could just tell from the pic that you were twue).




wandersalone -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:07:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Oh bums - you mean you didn't get the ticket? <sighs> By the time I'd commisssioned the collar style you wanted and sorted out the health cover I had to spend a week on the street corner sucking men's dicks to earn the cost of the ticket.

Ah well. Back on the streets for me.   [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0542.gif[/image]     (And I could just tell from the pic that you were twue).


What??????  Buggar it.... that's it, I am going to start a thread on how ALL dom's are bastards.  I was the totally innocent party who was callously used and then dumped.... let me guess, you have found someone else to collar haven't you?

(I knew he was gay damnit!!!!)

edited to make it funnier:

Well this is the shortest.... um well maybe the second shortest since we were together for an hour or so....actually hmmmm this holds the record as one of the 7 shortest online relationships I have ever had.... men are SO fickle!!




christine1 -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:09:50 AM)

right now i'm with the perfect Master for me.  the fact that he's extremely patient is a big plus.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image]




Sundowner -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:20:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Ah well. Back on the streets for me.   [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0542.gif[/image]     (And I could just tell from the pic that you were twue).


What??????  Buggar it.... that's it, I am going to start a thread on how ALL dom's are bastards.  I was the totally innocent party who was callously used and then dumped.... let me guess, you have found someone else to collar haven't you?


Oh Wanders, you so misunderstand. I can't live without you and so, even tho it pains me, I'm back on the street corner sucking a dick as we speak to earn the money for your ticket. (I guess it still hasn't turned up has it?)

Flights from the antipodes aren't cheap you know but to attract custom I have to be cheap, so it may take some time.




wandersalone -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:24:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Oh Wanders, you so misunderstand. I can't live without you and so, even tho it pains me, I'm back on the street corner sucking a dick as we speak to earn the money for your ticket. (I guess it still hasn't turned up has it?)

Flights from the antipodes aren't cheap you know but to attract custom I have to be cheap, so it may take some time.


I have been refreshing my browser every 1.3 seconds and still no email with the ticket.

Sundowner... could you maybe stop typing for a few minutes and suck harder, the punters appreciate that.   Though you have gone up in my estimation.... being so good at multi-tasking and all.




opposingtwilight -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:29:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: xeromoon705

describe the master or slave you wish you had


He'll be around my own age, preferably still in his twenties or early thirties; taller than me but not -too- tall. Dark hair, nice eyes that are capable of looking kind as well as steely and cruel. He doesn't post pics of himself with arms folded across chest, grimacing as if he'd like to rip someone's head off; rather he looks like someone you'd actually -want- to approach and try to strike up a conversation with.

Intelligence is an absolute must. I am attracted to intellectual men. I find social ineptetude somewhat endearing but don't be a total boob. Self-confidence is hot. Arrogance is NOT. He's comfortable with who he is, even if its REALLY different from everyone else. He doesn't feel any need to brag about past relationships or put down his ex. He's got the sort of personality that simply inspires me to trust him and eventually offer him more and more control. He doesn't have to demand respect or tell others how great he is. He just is.

He'll share my faith and respect my personal opinions, even if he doesn't agree 100%. He wants children, eventually. He's not married nor is he divorced. (He might be a widower and thats ok.) He's employed and doesn't need me to support him, can eventually support a family because I'd like to be a stay at home mom someday. (It doesn't really matter whether he can do it alone or not as I've already taken steps to ensure I can can work from home if necessary but you know, its really hot when a man takes the extra initiative.)

He's a sadist but he also knows how to be gentle and sweet. He can be romantic without being overbearing. He is fit and active. He takes the time to learn -how- to do something before simply trying out on me like I'm some sort of human guinea pig. He seeks mentors from those who've gone before and isn't afraid to be wrong sometimes. He has interests of his own and doesn't expect me to spend every minute of every day stuck under his thumb.

Hehe. This could go on and on ... I have some pretty high standards. :)




KMsAngel -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:32:27 AM)

ah, sd, you sent the water fed ex. maybe you should have sent the ticket with the water. i mean she's not THAT far away from me. at least we're on the same continent (waves to wanders)




Daddysredhead -> RE: describe that person (7/26/2008 9:32:54 AM)

Ideal Master:
tall
dark
handsome
strong
big arms/hands
broad chest
dark eyes
dark hair/no hair
deep voice
commands respect, even in the nilla world
patient
understanding
willing to apologize when he makes a mistake
no baby mama drama issues
great sense of humor
makes time for me
willing to create a permanent situation of the relationship
understands that my Things and my father are on the top of my priorities
great lover
great kisser
gives a great massage when I've had a bad day
knows when to just hold me if I need to cry

My Daddy is almost all of these things, which makes me feel very fortunate.




dcnovice -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 11:22:56 AM)

Van Darkholme with Mortice Deadlock's erotic imagination.




LadyRainfire -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 11:30:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone



Gosh Sundowner... was I encouraging Rain and Holly? 


hate to tell ya this Wanders...but now all of CollarChat blames Rain and I on ...YOU!!!!!


*sighs*   holly, let's face it, CollarChat just blames you and me for lots of things..... deserved or not. It's a lot of hard work keeping up our reputations.....

[sm=whisper.gif]  psssepsppppsssss - that's what we'll do next time, ok?




beargonewild -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 2:36:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Woohoo.... after all of these years I finally get a protection collar.  I would like the finest cyber diamond collar you can find please Sundowner.  Oh and don't forget to spell my name correctly when rewriting your will, and you do have the extra super duper health insurance cover right?  Will my plane ticket be in the mail?

ps. Yep I only do twue submission for the extra domly types (such as yourself)



Oh bums - you mean you didn't get the ticket? <sighs> By the time I'd commisssioned the collar style you wanted and sorted out the health cover I had to spend a week on the street corner sucking men's dicks to earn the cost of the ticket.

Ah well. Back on the streets for me.   [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0542.gif[/image]     (And I could just tell from the pic that you were twue).



Dammit Sundowner, would please stay the hell off my street corner? No wonder business has been horrid lately!




Daddysredhead -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 6:23:29 PM)

Uh-oh, turf war..   [sm=argue.gif]    [sm=ass.gif]    [sm=bust.gif]    [sm=couch.gif]




trappedinamuseum -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 6:50:47 PM)

Christian Bale.

Or, Edward Norton.

Do you think I set my sights too high?




Daddysredhead -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 8:15:05 PM)

Ideal submissive:
female
pretty
curvy
long hair
sensual
soft spoken
obedient
likes mild to moderate pain
good kisser
soft skin
nice boobies
spankable ass
good sense of humor
intelligent
respectful
loyal

My bella is most of these things, but has a very low pain tolerance so I can't do much of the higher intensity play with her, but she is still a sweetie.





nursygirl -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 8:43:42 PM)

hmm - I could almost be your submissive red ... but I have a problem with that obedience thing - I'm a brat.




Daddysredhead -> RE: describe that person (7/27/2008 8:53:42 PM)

Mmmm...  I could deal with that brattiness, pretty nursy.  It's a double-edged sword for me.  At times it's rather cute, and when I decide that it isn't, then I use a bit of "disposition sweetners" (read that as pain stimuli) and bring it in check.  For the pain sluts, that's more tricky, and I defer to Daddy's expertise in dealing with masochists who think there is no end to their pain tolerance.  *wicked giggles*   [8D]   If all else fails, a good mind fuck can work wonders.  hehehe...




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