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This is just to suggest that everyone be aware and protect themselves from a mental illness which is thought to be contagious or transferable and is known as Disaffected Lifestyle Syndrome. The incubation period is variable lasting from a few hours to several years. This syndrome tends to affect the spinal cord, nerve endings in the lower half of the body, it is considered psychosomatic, caused by adverse reactions to aural and visual stimuli. What appears to happen is a strengthening of sensory nerve endings around the anus and genitals of affected individuals which appear to severely affect functioning of the brain.
There is an unhealthy preoccupation with one aspect of personality, usually a desire to dominate or submit to other people, which is coupled with a preoccupation relating to sexual deviancy and perversions. This leads to impairment of many of the brain's functions, the symptoms of which include disorientation, dyslexia, illiteracy, a total loss of a sense of reality, problems with self-esteem and self-awareness, awareness of others, communication difficulties, difficulties in simple thought processes, and somewhat severe mental and emotional disturbances caused by delusions.
Sufferers of Disaffected Lifestyle Syndrome are usually unaware that they suffer from such a condition, despite it being patently obvious to non-sufferers. They tend to believe that being kinky and sexually deviant makes them superhuman, special, 'chosen', and they quickly seek out and identify with other sufferers, forming communities among themselves, and they may also seek to spread the condition by passing it on to non-sufferers.
Some may suffer from hallucinations, for example a male sufferer may come across a married female with partner who is unavailable, and perceive her to be a wanton bitch desperate to be fuckmeat. Some female sufferers of this condition genuinely believe that men will hand over huge sums of money to complete strangers without expecting anything in return. Some women express a need to adopt the image of a glamorous transvestite and will even take photos of themselves tarted up and post them all over the Internet.
Usually there is a regressive personality disorder and the mental age is reduced to that of a 3 or 4 year old child. Attitudes return to those exhibited during potty training, some sufferers become extremely anally retentive (some wish to be anally retentive), others have oral fixations, and some get downright pissy for no reason. Just like regular toddlers, sufferers will have a need to 'dress up', to play, to collect toys, to play with others with these toys and even to show these toys off. Some will even take photos of their toys and themselves all dressed up and post them on various sites on the Internet.
Communication with others is sometimes impaired. This is due to a drastic shortening of the attention span. Communication in writing is reduced to little more than one or two sentences. Individual letters may be missing from words, especially vowels, so that words tnd 2 b wrtn as txtspk where u is taken to be you. If sufferers are refused, denied or don't get their own way there may be mood swings, hissy fits, temper tantrums etc. In such cases sufferers have been known to suck their thumbs, sit immobile with arms tightly folded, scowling, refusing to speak to anyone, laptops may be thrown across the room, some sufferers may throw themselves down on the floor, flailing their arms and legs about wildly, screaming, shouting obscenities, crying uncontrollably, shrieking at the tops of their voices, and a few have been known to poo their pants in protest.
Opinion is divided as to possible cures. Some suggest encouraging sufferers to rinse their heads under a tap of running water, others suggest a three by two plank of wood may provide the answer. Many believe that traditional discipline works, that sufferers should be subjected to a bare bottom spanking and sent to their rooms without any supper. However it is generally believed that encouraging sufferers to maintain a healthy perspective on life and their relations with others and to develop a sense of humour is the best solution.
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