Mercnbeth
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...- Tourist: $5
- Broiled Missionary: $15.00
- Fried Explorer: $20.00
- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $1,000.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, Why such a price difference
for the politician?
The cook replied, Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.
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